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HILLARY'S ONE CHANCE AT REDEMPTION
NY Post ^ | June 3, 2008 | Charles Hurt

Posted on 06/03/2008 5:59:29 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy

A surprise appearance and endorsement by Clinton - who is scheduled to hold her own event in Manhattan - would allow Democrats to mark that territory in history as the heart of a new and perfect unity for the party.

The election-night festivities would begin as usual with Obama mounting the stage before 20,000 wildly cheering voters.

He would start his victory speech and then pause. After a dramatic silence, he would say he wants to introduce a very, very special guest.

Already buzzing with giddiness, the puzzled crowd whispers and speculates.

The curtains spread, and to the tune of "I Will Survive," a face unimaginable yet so familiar appears. Hillary Rodham Clinton, her granite smile, steady wave - even her cheery yellow pantsuit - would in an instant become so brave and honest and selfless.

She would endorse Obama in biblical terms and embrace him - literally - with both arms. Obama would bury her in the genuine gracious praise that comes so naturally from him.

And just when the drama could not possibly heighten, the curtains would part again and out would walk her husband and her daughter, along with Michelle Obama and their two girls.

In that instant, everyone would forget all there has been in this campaign to dislike about Bill and remember why they once loved him.

A warm family embrace would underscore just how much Hillary gave up to be there, in the name of something much bigger than herself.

It's been a long and nasty fight, and Hillary has just one card left. But it's an ace. Will she play it?

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008electionbias; barfalert; fantasy; hillary; kneepadbridge; nobama2008; obama
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A liberal's wet dream.
1 posted on 06/03/2008 5:59:30 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy
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To: Bubba_Leroy

She will also demonstrate a workable cold fusion reactor which will make the US completely independent of all Middle east oil.


2 posted on 06/03/2008 6:01:50 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Et si omnes ego non)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
HILLARY'S ONE CHANCE AT REDEMPTION

Repent and sin no more!

(Of course that means getting out of politics as it's such a temptation for this unfortunate creature.)

3 posted on 06/03/2008 6:02:02 AM PDT by CWWren (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress....but I repeat myself.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
A liberal's wet dream.

More like a delusion.

4 posted on 06/03/2008 6:03:13 AM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

Gad...where’s my barf bag?


5 posted on 06/03/2008 6:03:40 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The secret of Life is letting go. The secret of Love is letting it show.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

“He would start his victory speech and then pause. After a dramatic silence, he would say he wants to introduce a very, very special guest”.

...Karl Marx propped up on a slab!!! Yaaaaaaay!!


6 posted on 06/03/2008 6:04:51 AM PDT by albie
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To: Bubba_Leroy

And maybe around about dinnertime, Miss June will knock on my front door with a six-pack of beer in one hand and a pizza in the other.


7 posted on 06/03/2008 6:06:26 AM PDT by gridlock (Now that Polar Bears are protected under ESA, where do I go to apply for a permit to breathe?)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

I expect a “Carrie”-type ending with buckets of blood.


8 posted on 06/03/2008 6:07:14 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
She would endorse Obama in biblical terms...

What does that mean?

9 posted on 06/03/2008 6:07:14 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

Question for the tinfoil crowd... If Arkancide is a routine way of life for the Klintons, then why isn’t VP good enough?


10 posted on 06/03/2008 6:07:37 AM PDT by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

Doubt NOT a Clinton in Political heat.


11 posted on 06/03/2008 6:07:51 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...call 'em what you will...They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Gondring
Can you see Evita and Aunt Esther in the WH along with Obama? Talk about a 3 ring circus!!!

That place would descend into utter chaos within 5 minutes of the inauguration

12 posted on 06/03/2008 6:09:02 AM PDT by SMARTY ('At some point you get tired of swatting flies, and you have to go for the manure heap' Gen. LeMay)
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To: Always Right

maybe she’ll go “old testament” on him...


13 posted on 06/03/2008 6:09:31 AM PDT by stylin19a
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To: Bubba_Leroy

Wet dream complete with the a symbolic sex act.

“Obama mounting the stage...”

They could’ve chosen a better term. It sure is odd. Unless the writer it trying to stress the virility and masculinity of a man without gravitas.


14 posted on 06/03/2008 6:11:16 AM PDT by weegee (Obama 2008 motto; Get on the bus, or prepare to be thrown under it.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

The Lib can dream.


15 posted on 06/03/2008 6:14:33 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
Actually, I see it differently. Obama is IMO unelectable in the general for any number of reasons. He just ain't gonna get it. If the Beast can convince the DNC of this, I can foresee a Clinton/Obama ticket with OB graciously saying that perhaps he IS a little too inexperienced to take on the job of POTUS.....just yet. He would end up looking like a hero, she a savior, the disparate groups of the Dem. party will be placated.....but the nation would be doomed.
16 posted on 06/03/2008 6:21:41 AM PDT by Roccus (Nose-holder voter)
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To: Always Right

Obama is the antichrist. A denier. One who claims to come in peace.

He’s founding a new religion. The media is already in love with their new god.


17 posted on 06/03/2008 6:22:17 AM PDT by weegee (Obama 2008 motto; Get on the bus, or prepare to be thrown under it.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
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18 posted on 06/03/2008 6:26:02 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: weegee
“Unless the writer it trying to stress the virility and masculinity of a man without gravitas”

If the caller to C-Span Washington Journal this am has it right the masculinity part could be in doubt. He claimed
it to be a well know fact among some on the net that Obama and Larry (cant remember the last name but most would know
it) was involved in a gay relationship. Is this old news I missed, new news or pure BS. Could have been a Clinton plant
also. Flame away and I probably deserve it for bringing it up.

19 posted on 06/03/2008 6:33:23 AM PDT by SAWTEX
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To: Bubba_Leroy

I certainly hope that Charles Hurt (the writer of this garbage) had the decency to put on a condom so at least he wouldn’t ejaculate all over his readers.


20 posted on 06/03/2008 6:34:38 AM PDT by mkjessup (Romania had the Ceausescus, America has the Clintons.)
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