Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)
When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.
But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."
"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
You grab that ass of life, girl!
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.
I highly doubt that Rush said anything like that about her. It’s typical anti-Rush rage from people who don’t listen to him anyway.
However, since it’s highly possible that Webster Hubble was her father, then that’s why she looks like that. No amount of plastic surgery can help her. She just ain’t got anything to consider glamorous. I hate to be mean, but a side-by-side of Howdy Doody shows their similarities . . . Check it for yourself before you judge.
I geuss this is the difference between her and Jenna Bush.
“Congratulation on your Gay Thread”.
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Thank you. I just added a keyword: assoflife.
As you might expect. There are NO other FR threads with this keyword.
I feel so proud at this moment.
(sniff)
“She shook all their hands; when someone yelled out “Chelsea when are you going to run for Office,?” Chelsea answered that she would someday. (Can you say SCOOP!!, I wish I had my youbtube camera, but the MSNBC guy must have it on tape, see him in the background)”
http://phillychitchat.blogspot.com/2008/04/philadelphia-inquirer-chelsea-clinton.html
I just realized what she looks like, Jar Jar Binks. OK Jar jar looks better but they still have that same “look”.
Maybe the gays thought she really was Webb Hubbell in drag.
So why did Hillary have to hang a vibrator around her neck so the lesibans would play with her?
It’s not as bad as this one.
Chelsea Clinton at the Red Dress Party
http://www.justout.com/photoGallery/reddress08.aspx
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
“And she’s got a face like the north end of a south-bound horse.”
Or make a train take a dirt road!
“You grab that ass of life, girl!”
Nothing about liberals surprises me anymore. Why would anyone want to grab the ass of life? Wouldn’t someone desire a more positive and worthy body part? Oh, yeah, liberals are not happy unless their life stinks and they can blame the evil RWC!
I’ve got better looking horses. From either end.
Chelsea is the spittin’ image of her old man Webb Hubbel.
Or as Clint Eastwood put it in “Heartbreak Ridge,” “She’s the poster child for a prophylactic.”
“The last time I saw a face like that I was taking a hook out of it’s mouth.”
I’m a terrible fisherman. I keep gettin snagged on their faces. :-)
So why did Hillary have to hang a vibrator around her neck so the lesibans would play with her?
Based from an old joke about a porkchop and a dog.
Anti-Casino Anne Dicker that’s running for election?
That’s nothing, I have the
“Ass of the Knowledge of Good and Evil”
Chelsea's ugly.
So much for that MSM lie.
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