Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe
You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.
Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.
Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!
Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.
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Barak “i caan’t believe I’m beating that fu@#ker” Obama
eating pork don’t matter.
muzzlems are encouraged to lie, cheat, steal, and make fictitious treaties if it spreads islam.
MUST READ: Treaty of Hudaybiya.
Barack Oprah Obama
Barrack “Barry White” Obama
Barack Fonda-Strangelove Obama
LOL!
Which Roosevelt?
Barack BUFFY Obama
Barack X Obama
Barack MUSTAFFA Obama
Barack NAFTA Obama
Barack TAX-U-VERY-MUCH Obama
Barack Rodam Obama
O’Baracka O’Atoma Obama
ORAM
Barry Madrassa Obama? :-)
Skippy!
Other options:
Barack Che Obama
Barack H. Obama
Barack Androll Obama
Barack Andahardplace Obama
Barack Al Obama (should help him in the South, eh?)
Barack Sweet Home Al Obama (in case the previous was too subtle)
The possibilities are endless!
Barack Baracka Bo Backa Banana Fana Fo Facka, Fee Fi Focka Facka, Baracka!
or
Obama Bama Bo Bama Banana Fana Fo Fama, Fee Fi Foma Fama, Obama!
The proper way to address Barack is:,
Barack “Can’t Say His Middle Name” Obama.
OR,
Barack “Arab Christan” Obama,
OR,
Barack “Arab American” Obama,
OR,
Barack “Dad was a Muslim” Obama,
BUT YOU CAN NOT USE,
HUSSEIN
Rodham-Hussein 2008
He can keep the “H”, for Hustler.
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*pronounced "enemy"
After reading the first chapter of “Liberal Fascism” by Goldberg, I think Barack Mussolini Obama is a perfect fit.
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