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Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama (Compliments from Doug From Upland)
Ebay ^ | February 2008 | Ebay

Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe

CHOOSE NEW MIDDLE NAME FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.

Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.

Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!

Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 666; barrack; hussein; husseinobama; obama
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To: Hunton Peck

Hey, if you are the winning bidder, that is what it will be.


261 posted on 02/29/2008 11:26:24 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: yoe

Barack Nunnayerdambizniss Obama


262 posted on 02/29/2008 11:27:11 AM PST by Hunton Peck (It wasn't a fainting spell; it was a Barack Attack!)
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To: yoe

Barack Reagan Obama or BRO for short


263 posted on 02/29/2008 11:29:52 AM PST by Homer1
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To: JFC

Ahhhhh yes....

Fashioned after Oprah, whose own first name is a misspelling ~ TRUE - her name was intended to be Orpah bu her mother/father spelled it wrong.

Look it up...


264 posted on 02/29/2008 11:31:18 AM PST by RedRightReturn (Do you know how to catch wild pigs?)
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To: yoe

Barack “Joliet-Jake” Osama


265 posted on 02/29/2008 11:33:04 AM PST by alexander_busek
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To: Morgana

Barack Jefferson Obama

Barack W. Obama

Barack Jesse Jackson Obama

Barack Lincoln Obama

Barack Ferdinand Obama

Barack Jose Obama


266 posted on 02/29/2008 11:36:55 AM PST by adopt4Christ (The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Question: Does he eat pork? Just askin’


267 posted on 02/29/2008 11:50:14 AM PST by Taffini (Mr. Pippin and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
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To: yoe

Question & Answer Answered On

Q: His mother’s actual name is Stanley Ann Dunham. Can you edit this on the certificate too? Verification: http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-0703270151mar27,0,14968,full.story Second: Is the doctor the real McCoy? Feb-29-08
A: Thanks for the clarification. I will absolutely edit it to make it as mocking as the winning bidder wants it to be. Stanley? While he is changing his middle name, something needs to be done with that Stanley. What was she called? Stan? The doctor says McCoy, but it is not the real McCoy. I couldn’t find who actually delivered him, but I thought Bones would be a good choice.

Q: I see you are a Star Trek fan :) Feb-29-08
A: Congrats. Someone finally saw Leonard McCoy as the doctor. Yep, one of the great TV shows ever. Now, I don’t watch TV.

Q: Great FREEPER Auction, watching and bidding, goodluck! Feb-29-08
A: Thanks. I don’t really care about the bidding as much as getting out the message. In 2004, John Kerry started using his middle name - Forbes. He wanted to be JFK. Now, we have a guy running away from his. Who has raised all the controversy? Has it been the Republicans or the Democrats? Ask Bob Kerrey and Hillary’s other surrogates.

Q: His middle name is fine, However trying to use it to spark fear of Muslims is not fine. Feb-29-08
A: Barack Hussein Obama is all for change. How about this? He should change his middle name.


268 posted on 02/29/2008 11:52:47 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Taffini

THAT would be a good way to see if he is a muSLIME. They won’t even touch pork. If that name offends him, I’d sure think he is a muSLIME.


269 posted on 02/29/2008 12:00:53 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama. There, Rove take that.)
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To: yoe
Barack Satchmo Obama

Barack Alcindor Obama

Barack Who's Sane Obama

Barack Shecky Obama

Barack Snerdly Obama

270 posted on 02/29/2008 12:04:01 PM PST by Hunton Peck (It wasn't a fainting spell; it was a Barack Attack!)
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To: mbarker12474

Barack ofAges O’bama
(Father, forgive me...)


271 posted on 02/29/2008 12:04:17 PM PST by wayne_b24 (every day in the Light is a good day ... John 8:12 & 14:6; Psalm 119:105; Joshua 24:15)
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To: BradyLS

Barack INSANE Obama, Barack INANE Obama, Barack Osama Obama


272 posted on 02/29/2008 12:05:51 PM PST by societygirl
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To: niteowl77

Noooooooooo......


273 posted on 02/29/2008 12:06:21 PM PST by wayne_b24 (every day in the Light is a good day ... John 8:12 & 14:6; Psalm 119:105; Joshua 24:15)
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To: Arrowhead1952

has he been to any of the great BBQ pork servin’ restaurants in Texas


274 posted on 02/29/2008 12:06:43 PM PST by Taffini (Mr. Pippin and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
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To: yoe

Barack Shellac Obama.


275 posted on 02/29/2008 12:07:56 PM PST by rbosque ("An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: yoe
Barack Bushcheneyrove Obama

Barack Jughead Obama

Barack IgnoreIranandnukePakistaninstead Obama

276 posted on 02/29/2008 12:10:18 PM PST by Hunton Peck (Somebody please help me. I can't seem to stop posting to this thread.)
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To: Taffini

I don’t know about that. I’d bet he hasn’t set foot in one yet, much less get around a pig farm.


277 posted on 02/29/2008 12:10:53 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama. There, Rove take that.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

we need to see some rib eating or a little pulled pork on a bun going down just to seal the deal


278 posted on 02/29/2008 12:12:22 PM PST by Taffini (Mr. Pippin and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
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To: yoe

My liberal therapist referred to him yesterday as...

“Crazy Obama”

...... coming from a PHD in psychology, I’m still LMAO


279 posted on 02/29/2008 12:12:51 PM PST by JMJJR (Now you KNOW why we're called the stupid party !)
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To: Taffini

Don’t hold your breath for that.


280 posted on 02/29/2008 12:18:58 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama - Barack Hussein Obama. There, Rove take that.)
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