Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe
You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.
Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.
Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!
Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.
(Excerpt) Read more at cgi.ebay.com ...
Hey, if you are the winning bidder, that is what it will be.
Barack Nunnayerdambizniss Obama
Barack Reagan Obama or BRO for short
Ahhhhh yes....
Fashioned after Oprah, whose own first name is a misspelling ~ TRUE - her name was intended to be Orpah bu her mother/father spelled it wrong.
Look it up...
Barack “Joliet-Jake” Osama
Barack Jefferson Obama
Barack W. Obama
Barack Jesse Jackson Obama
Barack Lincoln Obama
Barack Ferdinand Obama
Barack Jose Obama
Question: Does he eat pork? Just askin’
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: His mother’s actual name is Stanley Ann Dunham. Can you edit this on the certificate too? Verification: http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-0703270151mar27,0,14968,full.story Second: Is the doctor the real McCoy? Feb-29-08
A: Thanks for the clarification. I will absolutely edit it to make it as mocking as the winning bidder wants it to be. Stanley? While he is changing his middle name, something needs to be done with that Stanley. What was she called? Stan? The doctor says McCoy, but it is not the real McCoy. I couldn’t find who actually delivered him, but I thought Bones would be a good choice.
Q: I see you are a Star Trek fan :) Feb-29-08
A: Congrats. Someone finally saw Leonard McCoy as the doctor. Yep, one of the great TV shows ever. Now, I don’t watch TV.
Q: Great FREEPER Auction, watching and bidding, goodluck! Feb-29-08
A: Thanks. I don’t really care about the bidding as much as getting out the message. In 2004, John Kerry started using his middle name - Forbes. He wanted to be JFK. Now, we have a guy running away from his. Who has raised all the controversy? Has it been the Republicans or the Democrats? Ask Bob Kerrey and Hillary’s other surrogates.
Q: His middle name is fine, However trying to use it to spark fear of Muslims is not fine. Feb-29-08
A: Barack Hussein Obama is all for change. How about this? He should change his middle name.
THAT would be a good way to see if he is a muSLIME. They won’t even touch pork. If that name offends him, I’d sure think he is a muSLIME.
Barack Alcindor Obama
Barack Who's Sane Obama
Barack Shecky Obama
Barack Snerdly Obama
Barack ofAges O’bama
(Father, forgive me...)
Barack INSANE Obama, Barack INANE Obama, Barack Osama Obama
Noooooooooo......
has he been to any of the great BBQ pork servin’ restaurants in Texas
Barack Shellac Obama.
Barack Jughead Obama
Barack IgnoreIranandnukePakistaninstead Obama
I don’t know about that. I’d bet he hasn’t set foot in one yet, much less get around a pig farm.
we need to see some rib eating or a little pulled pork on a bun going down just to seal the deal
My liberal therapist referred to him yesterday as...
“Crazy Obama”
...... coming from a PHD in psychology, I’m still LMAO
Don’t hold your breath for that.
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