FR CONTEST: "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama"

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Che Obama

[Mygirlsmom]

Or perhaps relevant to his experience (or lack thereof)...Barack DaQuack Obama

[Texas Eagle]

Barack HeAin’tNoWilliamFBuckley Obama.

[Kryptonite]

Barack In The U.S.S.R. Obama

Winner! I want that bumper sticker and I want it NOW!

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Empty Can Obama

[drubyfive]

Is that you, Stewart?

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Audacity Obama

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Hope Obama

[ThomasThomas]

Barack Sidney Obama

[petitfour]

Barack Washington Obama
Barack Jefferson Obama
Barack Clinton Obama
Barack I’ve never slept in one Obama
Barack I’m a trenches sort of guy Obama
Barack Hope Obama
Barack Stanley Hope Obama
Barack Christian Obama
Barack Jesus Obama
Barack Kennedy Obama
Barry I’m not a Gibbs Obama

[joebuck]

Barack Shamalam Obama

[Charles Henrickson]

If It Ain’t Barack Don’t Fix It Obama

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Stanley Ann Obama

[swampdweller]

Barack Teflon Obama

[Kryptonite]

I'll one up your *Hope* with this:

Barack Change Obama

But "Barack in the U.S.S.R Obama" has the most monetary potential!

[drubyfive]

Barack Dalton Obama

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Mobile Al Obama

[BillyBoy]

Barack Crack Obama

[Magnum44]

Barack “Sweet Home Allah” Obama

LOL, please apologize to Lynyrd Skynyrd

[Scothia]

Once in a while I encounter a thread on FR that makes me want to put a paper bag over my head to hide the fact I’m a member here. This is definitely one of those.

Fight Obama on the basis of his socialism and insubstantial promises. Fight him on the basis of the cultlike and almost blasphemous adoration he incites. Fight him because of national security or life of the unborn or any one of a number of other vital issues—but for the love of all that’s decent, fight honorably. This ridiculous and embarrassing name-calling belongs in the preschool sandbox, not among supposedly intelligent adults.

I know that election years bring out the worst in people, but I swear it’s getting much harder to explain away stuff like this, even to myself. Too much is at stake to stoop to this kind of stupidity.