FR CONTEST: "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama"

[Jmouse007]

In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.

They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:

"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.

The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.

You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”

Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.

If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.

Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.

[RockinRight]

Barack Magic Obama.

[punster]

Barack Kaufmann Obama.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

He certainly needs a middle name. What will the headlines call him if he becomes POTUS? Not BO.

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Smoketoomuch Obama

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Forbes Obama

[Inwoodian]

Barak Bowl Obama

[OKSooner]

I like your idea.

[Anselma]

Barrack O’Hussein Obama

BTW: What the heck is “Barrack”??? Is it a variant of Barruch? The Hebrew Barrach means Thunder, I believe.

So, what’s with that!!???

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack Dreams From My Mother The Muslim-Marrying Atheist Obama

[pbear8]

Barak BelieveMe Obama

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack is the Arabic equivalent of the Hebrew Baruch, and both mean “Blessed.” The word for “lighting” is close; the last consonant is close in sound but a different letter. “Bless”/”blessed”/”blessing” = B-R-K. “Lightning” = B-R-Q.

[wizr]

After careful study, I submit the name:

Barack “Irish” O’Bama

If that doesn’t help him get the Southern vote, nothin’ will.

[null and void]

Once in a while I encounter a thread on FR that makes me want to put a paper bag over my head to hide the fact I’m a member here. This is definitely one of those.

Sorry. The thread should have been tagged: [not for the humor impaired].

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

[april15Bendovr]

Barack Al Zawahiri 1998 in Iraq Obama

[evets]

BARACK OBAMA

[null and void]

Barak Smeghead Obama

Red Dwarf ping!

Barak 'Mr. Flibble' Obama.

Mr Flibble is very cross...

[null and void]

Barrack “Marx” Obama?

hmmmmmm...

Barrack “Marx Brother” Obama?

[pbear8]

Barack Hopeadope Obama

[null and void]

And Baraq was the name of the horse mad mohammad rode to paradise.

That makes Barak the... the... the... oh hell! ...the Dark Horse Candidate!

I'm very sorry...

[spectre]

Barack "HeyZeus" Obama

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