FR CONTEST: "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama"

[Jmouse007]

In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.

They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:

"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.

The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.

You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”

Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.

If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.

Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.

[LonePalm]

Barack "Who's Sane?" Obama

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Operation_Shock_N_Awe]

Barrak to socialism Obama

Barrak Chirac Obama

Barrak and Wrecker Obama

Barrak Gump Obama

Barrak Akbar Obama

Barrak Obama Akbar

my favorite is still Barrak to the USSR

[Jmouse007]

Thank you for your thoughtful AND insightful post. It perfectly summarizes and encapsulates the rhyme and reason behind the thread and the dangers that hide below the surface of being told we as Americans are not allowed to speak the man’s legal middle name for fear of repercussions, political and otherwise.

We are indeed living in dangerous/scary times when Americans are being dictated to as to free speech and thought.

[econjack]

Barack Big-Ears Obama ...dang...we weren't supposed to talk about that either....

Barack Dumbo Obama??

[jmaroneps37]

Hussein means Blessing. Thus my enrty: Caliph Barack Blessing Osama

[ml/nj]

Cut and Run Kid

ML/NJ

[Allegra]

Barack Rockabye Obaby Obama?

[Be_Politically_Erect]

Barack Igotyerhusseinrighthere Obama

[MacDorcha]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1977927/posts?page=36#36

[AmericanMade1776]

Barack “not my President Hussein” Obama

[lonestar]

LOL!

[AmericanMade1776]

Brackish Hussein Osama

[Arnold Zephel]

Barack "Inane" Obama

From Dictionary.com:

in·ane
–adjective 1.lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly: inane questions. 2.empty; void. –noun 3.something that is empty or void, esp. the void of infinite space.

Not only does inane rhyme with Hussein, but the definition fits perfectly.

[Arrowhead1952]

Barack Giveaway Obama

Barack HUSSEIN Obama

Barack Hussein Obama

I'll still call him

Barack Hussein Obama

See tag line

[Gumdrop]

Barack Appeasemann Obama
Barack Yes-I-Can Obama
Barack Oprahsmann Obama
Barack Sweettongued Obama
Barack Maplesugar Obama
Barack Whateveryouwantmetobe Obama
Barack Talknice Obama
Barack Hopeisgood Obama
Barack Epomanatous Obama
Barack Audacious Obama

By-the way, has anyone else noticed how everyone is using the work hope in their book titles now? I think it has happened since Pope John Pauls II’s encyclical on hope about ten years ago. Obama took the ideas and ran with it in his “The Audaciousness of Hope” or what ever the title is.

[NeoCaveman]

Barack Bullwinkle Obama

Barack Melvin Obama

Barack Che Obama.

[ExGeeEye]

Good, because that makes it all better. /s

[IM2MAD]

Has anyone suggested Barak Oink Oink Obama?

[ExGeeEye]

We fight him elsewhere. Here, among friends, we poke fun at him.

Would you like to be our friend? Join in, or sit out. As you wish.

[The_Reader_David]

I guess that depends on whether you think of the US-friendly Iraqi government and the Shi’ites who are happy that thanks to the US overthrow of the Ba’athists they can commemorate Imam Hussein’s death without government goons presecuting them, or of the lunatics running the Iranian government when you think of Shi’ites.