FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Actually..
I need to take it up with Taz!
LOL

[mylife]

Iffin ya get a chance, ya should take a pic of Allen’s in the snow and post it for us

[SandRat]

EsmeraldaA bumped me out of getting #2 on the way to a Hattrick.

[GodBlessUSA]

Good Evening Taz :)
Thanks! Happy New Year!
Hugs!

[TASMANIANRED]

Drat....

I was counting on you to mince about 4 pounds of onion.

[Randy Larsen]

Nope, I think they passed the word that I have “THE MAGIC TOUCH”!

[TASMANIANRED]

Sould have had an eye out for that..

[TASMANIANRED]

What did I do?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Oops....you’re right!

[TASMANIANRED]

Hugs returned.

[Kathy in Alaska]

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[MS.BEHAVIN]

Ya wrecked my hat trick!
LOL

[TASMANIANRED]

I think they heard you have an arm like Kofax.

[GodBlessUSA]

Good Evening Es
Thank You! Happy New Year
Hugs!

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Mrs.Noosman! :)
Happy New Year to you and your family.
I miss you!
Hugs!

[AZamericonnie]

After reading about your day I’m almost ashamed to say I closed the office & we all took the day off.

We made some returns & did a bit of shopping.

We recieved a gift certificate & went to the Outback for a steak dinner.

I sure hope you’re not stuck there too late!

[HiJinx]

sorry I didn’t thank you sooner.

Laurita, Darlin', don't you worry about that. We're glad to hear from you whenever you get a chance to drop in.

Happy New Year!

[Tanniker Smith]

Heard the joke years ago. The picture’s all mine. Took a couple of days.

[beachn4fun]

**Groan**

LOL

Good morning, Tanniker

sorry I missed you.

Hope your new year is happy and fun.

[Laurita]

Hi Kathy! Does your tagline refer to our wonderful flower-man? Even if it isn’t I’m very sorry for your loss. If it is Tonkin, I’m sorry for us all. It’s good to see you again!