FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Happy New Year, grame....a good resolution and your son will appreciate knowing that you are there for his wife. Please thank your son for his service to our country.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I sure hope it all works out and I can be there!

[luvie]

Thank you. My hubby, MR. LUV, was AF, my son is current AF and I am an AF wife/mom.....and proud of it!

[luvie]

You HAVE to be there! It’s mandatory! :D

((((hugs))))

[PROCON]

To my Brothers-in-Arms in the Marine Corps, I say SEMPER FI, From an old Army Guy!!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I’ll sure try my darndest to get there!
*HUG*

[PROCON]

Your welcome, maam!!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Thanks Procon!
My Big Brother Robert was Air Force!
25 years!

[PROCON]

Robert is a hero of mine.

You got a cool Big Brother!!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Thank you!
He’s my ROCK!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

For you, Procon!
Thank you for your service to your country!

[luvie]

Ya gotta be there!

I hope no one is missing this time!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

As said, I will do my utmost to be there!
We are being asked by The Gathering of Eagles to return to Washington in March.
That I MUST go to for sure!
I will put in early for the vacation in May to Az..
PROMISE!

[luvie]

I would love to join in another Gathering of Eagles. Mrs.
Nooseman, GodblessUSA and I were at the rally in September,
and it was very inspiring. As was getting to join the WR
Freep on a rainy Friday night. Those people are heroic in
their support of our wounded warriors!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Can you make it there in March?
Say you can!!!
*crossing fingers*

[luvie]

Sis....I need to go. Time for getting some sleep so I can
go to work in the morning. Ugh.

See ya for the New Year tomorrow evening!

((((hugs))))

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thank you, LCpl Michael Carter, for your service to America.
Prayers for your safety and success of mission.

[PROCON]

Use to drive a BIG Honda before children, wife told me sell it, so I did.

Kids are almost out of the house, might have to get a big bike again!!

Thanks for supporting our Veterans!!

[CindyDawg]

I’m going to spend at least 1 hour a day on the computer, in 2008.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I’ll be heading out shortly too.
I was up VERY late posting music..
I’m pooped!
LOL