FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[KarenMarie]

Quit my job, put myself on my husband’s payroll and give myself a raise in two weeks.

[AZamericonnie]

All the faster to FReep with rabscuttle385!:)

Thanks for sharing & Happy New Year to you!

[AZamericonnie]

Loving that resolution KarenMarie....hope it works out for you!

Welcome to the Canteen & Happy New Year!

[The Mayor]

Happy New Year to you and your Hubby. : )

[luvie]

Well, sailing down an icy road with Moxie isn’t the kind of
skiing that thrills folks. :D

I wish I could taste that Jambalaya! I’ll bet it’s soooo good!

[AZamericonnie]

To ALL the members, past and present, of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps and Coast Guard, I wish you a FANTASTIC NEW YEAR!!!

Ditto that heartfelt sentiment Procon!

[luvie]

Thank you! It’s gonna be VERY quiet!

The only dressing up I’ll do is if I post one of my “dollies”! LOL!

Are y’all going out?

[AZamericonnie]

My pleasure.....hope she’s having a great time!

[PROCON]

Hey Troops, do ya know who loves ya?!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I wish you could too!
The rest of the gang seemed to like it!
Sure am glad Moxie and I can stay put tomorrow!
I just wish Mr B could too!

[Kathy in Alaska]

God bless and keep you and your family, CW. Thanks, both to you and your Dad, for your service to our country.

[SandRat]

got to go to work tomorrow soooooo....

[luvie]

Oh, yeah! That’s the yummy meal that BB and I had to miss. *sigh*

We both regret that! :D

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thank you, Narmy, for your service to America.
Prayers for your safety and success of mission.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

We regretted that you were not there too!
Saying goodye to y’all was tough!
Back in Texas and here in Maine!
(I can say y’all, becuase y’all made me an honorary Texan!)
;0)

[The Mayor]

No, we stay home and enjoy a non alcohol celebration with the kids. It’s really nothing, we pop a bottle at midnight and then say good night.

It’s amature night as are most party nights any more.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and sleep well, Sand. Thanks for helping honor our troops. And thank you for your service to country and community.

[luvie]

You sure are, TEX! And it was VERY hard to say goodbye to
y’all, too. The only thing that I could think of was that
we’ll be seeing each other again. Just not soon enough.

It’s “only” 4 more months till we are all together again! :D

I can hardly WAIT!!

[PROCON]

To my Air Force Brethren, love you dearly!!

[luvie]

Sounds like a lovely way to usher in the New Year. I guess
we’ll all be HERE, too!

The “bubbly” we have here hardly ever makes anyone have a hangover! :D