FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[al baby]

looks like my left one after surfing

[SandRat]

aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRGG!! My eyes my eyes! You blinded me!!!!

[PROCON]

Hi, Hi.

Yep...my boss took the day off, so I’m in charge tomorrow.

So give yourself off tomorrow too!! :)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Happy Birthday, GB!!

Click

[HiJinx]

So give yourself off tomorrow too!! :)

I thought of that as I was typing...No such luck.

[AZamericonnie]

Please thank your son for his service for us grame.

Our prayers will be with him as well as his wife & you!

I kinda get a feeling this will be a great bonding experiance for you & your DIL.

You sound like a wonderful gramma! Good for you! lol

[monkapotamus]

cool

[mylife]

Titans ..54 yd fg 13~10

[AZamericonnie]

Some resolutions I might be able to keep! :D

Aim high right Luvie??? LOL *Hugs*

[AZamericonnie]

Silly Minette! All cozy & warm with Mom.....purrrrrrrrr

[SandRat]

A resolution we all should be able to keep.

[Lady Jag]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Happy Birthday GBU!
*HUG*

[MEG33]

*Dear GeeBee*
Have A Wonderful Day

[grame]

I hope so. I hope I’ve learned a thing or two from my two other daughters-in-law and from my daughter as she relates to her mother-in-law. MILing is the hardest thing I’ve ever done, and continue to do.

thank you for your kind words and prayers for our family.

[MEG33]

I don’t make em..I can’t break em.
;o)

[NewRomeTacitus]

Nice to see you, too, and sincerely hope life’s treating you well. Sorry I got so busy after recovering from paralysis that I can’t be as proactive here as I was while on the mend. After that scare I far prefer being PRO-abled than disabled, and it’s given me a vast respect and perspective for what we can do while we’re able to do it. So I walk through the woods exploring for no better reason than doing so when I aught to be worrying over finances and looking “better” than my neighbors.

Not.

Life is short and those who squander too much time on this artificial medium (and television addiction, video-gaming, etc.) lose out. I stood so still the other day a doe deer came right up and nudged me. That can’t be simulated by anything a computer can provide.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Dear Aunt Connie..
I iz a good gurl..
Love, Minette

[PROCON]

ROFLOL!!

Just love the Gunney!

[AZamericonnie]

Yessir Gunny SGT!!!!:)