[Rb ver. 2.0]

Oh the humanity!

[mainerforglobalwarming]

These ‘people’ are insane. My God what have we become as human beings if we are to fool ourselves into believing we can play the role of the almighty.

[darkwing104]

[84rules]

Yeah! That’s precisely the reason Venus stopped rotating! Uhhh, ... wait a minute. Venus is still rotating. My bad!

[Army Air Corps]

Whiskey

Tango

Foxtrot

[theDentist]

WE’re DOOOOMED!!!

[flat]

I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts i’d be a thinkin’
i could be another Lincoln
If i only had a brain

Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and i’d be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

[sam_paine]

have a better link? That goes to some architecture thing.

[D Rider]

How does the Earth’s mass increase in a closed system? It is true that the earth gains mass by collecting space dust with its gravity, but this is hardly due to global warming.

[brownsfan]

The scary thing in all this is the stupid people who eat every bit of the crap that is shoveled their way, and swear it was chocolate pudding.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Well, stop the world...

[itsamelman]

So...  it'll be warmer, the ocean's will rise, and the sun will set later?  Good Lord, Do you know what this means?! 

Yep, more time at my new beach house, currently located 40 miles from the Pacific!  Sweeeet!

 

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[Brilliant]

“The basic premise is as the earth’s temperature rises, the atmosphere thickens, gaining mass which will exert a measurable pressure upon the planetary axis of rotation”, says Dr. Heimel Van Ulderwert of the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (ETH) in Zürich.

This guy must have one of those fake degrees. Either that, or he went to Antioch.

[CholeraJoe]

No, it’s Daylight Savings Time that causes Global Warming. The sun rises earlier and sets later so it gets hotter.

[BallyBill]

I can’t keep up with these people. I thought they were supposed to be pushing the World Wars scenario this month. Maybe that was last month.

[agere_contra]

Pure, unalloyed B*llockanium.

[Jaxter]

You know, I don’t want to sound like a shill for global warming or anything but I have noticed that the days seem to have been getting shorter lately.

[ConorMacNessa]

Engage warp drive.

[Brilliant]

Do you have a good link?

[Always Right]

How did the earth ever make it without the IPCC for 4 billion years???

[CougarGA7]

This is just getting stupid now.