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First Keyboard for Blonde Girls Created in Russia
Russia InfoCentre ^ | 1.11.2007

Posted on 11/02/2007 1:36:53 AM PDT by eastern

Russian IT professionals have come out with an unusual device – a keyboard, suitable for girls with blonde hair, who are considered to be less smart than girls with other hair colours (by folklore).

The unique keyboard has got nonstandard symbols on its buttons, aimed at making their functions easier for understanding. For instance, the “Enter” button is called “The biggest button” or “Yes” button. The “Space” button carried the proud name of “The longest button”. Functional “F” buttons are called “useless” buttons, and “Esc” is marked with “No!”.

However, there exists no scientific explanation for the fact why blonde girls are considered to be intellectually challenged compared to girls with other hair colours.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: blonde; keyboard; russia
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To: steelyourfaith

Ewa Sonnet on FR?! Wow!


41 posted on 11/02/2007 8:46:22 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Lil'freeper; big'ol_freeper

Didja change your hair color?

... ducking ...


42 posted on 11/02/2007 8:47:56 AM PDT by sauropod ("Nobody has time for your priceless prose. Get to the point." - Jim Michaels RIP 2007)
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To: Nightshift; cyn

think I need the English version? LOL


43 posted on 11/02/2007 9:24:26 AM PDT by tutstar (Baptist Ping list - freepmail me to get on or off.)
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To: Santiago de la Vega

yeah, whatever. the mojority of ‘blonde’ jokes used to be ‘moron’ jokes. previous to that they were polish, chinese, jewish, or black.
of course, they’re fading from blonde to mexican now.


44 posted on 11/02/2007 10:48:01 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (Only two products have come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. Coincidence? i think not.)
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To: eastern
Where is the white out?


45 posted on 11/02/2007 10:50:15 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Calpernia

bump


46 posted on 11/03/2007 10:50:48 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (False modesty is as great a sin as false pride.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

That diary reminds me of the children’s book heroine Amelia Bedelia, a maid who worked for a wealthy family & took all their instructions literally.

Ex: “Draw the curtains.” She took out a pad of paper & sketched them.

In the end her delicious cooking saved the day.


47 posted on 11/03/2007 6:58:18 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Cronos

nice


48 posted on 06/04/2009 5:00:24 AM PDT by Cronos (Ceterum censeo, Mecca et Medina delendae sunt)
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