Posted on 10/22/2007 1:38:01 PM PDT by shbox
Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.
So the joke would read after the martial arts star announced his endorsement Sunday for the former Arkansas governor.
"Though (Rudy) Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, (John) McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and (Mitt) Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee," Chuck Norris wrote in a commentary posted on WorldNetDaily.com.
Click here to read Chuck Norris’ commentary.
Norris listed Huckabee’s upbringing, family values and the fact that he’s an avid outdoorsman as reasons for backing.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
I ain't votin till the Nuge weighs in!
I wonder if it was the national smoking ban that tipped it for Chuck? He's always been health conscious.
Yeah, so's Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton! Huckabee can pity the poor illegals out of his own pocket, not mine.
I’ll take the endorsement of General Chuck Yeager for Congressman Duncan Hunter, over the endorsement of Chuck Norris for Mike Huckabee, ANYday!
I'd have to think long and hard about that if by some strange circumstance he became the nominee, but I'd have to get over the notion that it doesn't matter what gender the nanny is, or whether or not they have an (R) or a (D) next to their name...
You're not a Republican. You're a Mike groupie.
You man like the “Bushies” ??? Hardly my friend. I just will no longer vote for the “lesser of 2 evils”.
I am a grown up that will stand for something not fall for anything
Ugh. Science has unearthed more divine law than the Church ever will.
BUMP
LOL, that must mean you will vote for a democrat.
Was the $5.25 per day tax on all Nursing Home Patients not on Medicare, the part that cinched him being the only republican you will vote for.
I do hope so!
It's a long time before there's a primary here. I've got a Town Council candidate to support right now, nice man who lives on my street.
But Chuck, I don’t speak spanish.
Interesting people think that any Republican is a better choice that any 3rd party or a decision to stay home.
I would have preferred anyone to the man that has decimated this country for the last 3 years .
No more, I will never vote AGAINST anyone again. If there is no one I can vote FOR I will stay home and let you all take responsibility for the next mess
Looks like the Hoff is a Kucinich kind of guy.
That settles it. Mike for President.
I will show up and vote for any conservative and write in Mickey Mouse for the races that do not have a conservative running.
When Chuck Norris dives into the ocean, he doesn’t get wet - - the ocean gets Chuck Norrised.
Mike Huckabee, father in law (and he means it) from hell. :)
Walker oughta go back to Texas and round up all the ILLEGALS this POTUS has been lettin’ in....
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