Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President

fox ^ | 10/22/2007 | CN

[shbox]

Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.

So the joke would read after the martial arts star announced his endorsement Sunday for the former Arkansas governor.

"Though (Rudy) Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, (John) McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and (Mitt) Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee," Chuck Norris wrote in a commentary posted on WorldNetDaily.com.

Click here to read Chuck Norris’ commentary.

Norris listed Huckabee’s upbringing, family values and the fact that he’s an avid outdoorsman as reasons for backing.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” the MSM is pimping the Huckster upon us. Don’t fall for it.”

Huckabee is the slickest liar I have ever seen! He looks so sincere, and innocent, but he lies like a rug. He is a nanny state/amnesty freak!

[Tax-chick]

A deal breaker for me!

I don't like it, either, but it's not an issue that would stop me from voting for Huckabee IF he's the Republican nominee. However, it will stop me from supporting him in the primaries! I like some of his positions, but I would summarize by saying he's too much like President Bush.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Let’s hope we have a better choice.

[unspun]

I am surprised but Chuck is following a religious train of thinking since Huckabee is a minister.

...Chuck is following a wise, conservative train of thinking since Huckabee is a dedicated and excellent conservative leader.

FTFY

[unspun]

Liar, eh?

Liar.

[unspun]

As great as he is on most social issues, he has zero credibility on fiscal issues, border security, and limited government.

And you are wildly and flagrantly wrong.

[unspun]

Huckabee has seen the light, on national sovereignty and immigration.

Take it to the bank -- and the polls.

[Clintonfatigued]

This will boost Huckabee’s campaign. Huckabee has great charm and presence. It’s too bad he was a mediocre Governor.

[BibChr]

Well... there y’go.

[keat]

Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse presidential candidates, they endorse him.

[shbox]

And this is supposed to matter to someone because...???

I saw it, I posted it because it might interest a some people.
You not interested? Don't read it. Don't post about it. Go somewhere else.

[bill1952]

Yeah, given the tough stance on immigration that Chuck has been steady in espousing, this one is a bit odd.

[Reagan Man]

You can’t be serious. Chuck Norris isn’t boost Huckabee’s campaign.

That is silly.

[misanthrope]

Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman in the world every month, causing them to bleed for four or five days.

[George W. Bush]

I posted it because it might interest a some people. You not interested? Don't read it.

I wasn't complaining. I was more wondering why Chuck thinks we should care.

Endorsements are a really ineffective way to get more support for any candidate.

[misanthrope]

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head..........

[Hurricane Andrew]

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

[unspun]

Mike Huckabee on immigration:

My number one priority is to secure America's border.

We have to know who is coming into our country, where they are going, and why they are here. We need a fence along our border with Mexico, electronic in some places, and more highly-trained border agents.

Those who are caught trying to enter illegally must be detained, processed, and deported.

Illegal immigrants already living among us who commit crimes must be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and incarcerated or deported.

I opposed the amnesty bill that was defeated by the Senate in June.

[trumandogz]

I wonder who David Hasselhoff will endorse?

[Hurricane Andrew]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.