To: Hurricane Andrew
When Chuck Norris dives into the ocean, he doesn’t get wet - - the ocean gets Chuck Norrised.
To: Lancey Howard
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
106 posted on
10/22/2007 7:34:46 PM PDT by
keat
(You know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop-dusting.)
To: Lancey Howard
When Chuck Norris drives his chariot into the sea, it parts in two and he drives on dry land. The sea does not do this because Chuck commands it, it does it out of respect.
117 posted on
10/22/2007 10:42:23 PM PDT by
Petronski
(Congratulations Tribe! AL Central Champs)
To: Lancey Howard; Petronski
My favorite:
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... TWICE!
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