1 posted on
05/28/2007 5:53:46 AM PDT by
randita
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To: randita
"Sorry John, their right...if you lean just a bit forward, I'll be able to tell you the time from the clock on the wall over there.....
2 posted on
05/28/2007 5:56:33 AM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: randita
Kerry: "I lost because you told me to be for it when I should have been against it."
Shrum: "You're the one who couldn't pick a position and stick to it when the wind shifted direction. Get lost, pal."
Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
3 posted on
05/28/2007 5:57:07 AM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: randita
"Careful out there John. We overplayed our hand and
the pendulum is starting to swing back the other way..."
4 posted on
05/28/2007 5:57:54 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: randita
Shrum: “Dude! I can’t front you any more pocket change. I don’t care if Teresa cut you off!”
5 posted on
05/28/2007 5:58:23 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: randita
Still wearing that “Can I get me a hunting license here?” jacket, I see.
6 posted on
05/28/2007 5:58:55 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: randita
Shrum “I wish I could quit you”
Kerry “I wish you would”
Shrum “You smell nice”
Kerry “I would think so, it’s your scent- Ode de Failure”
7 posted on
05/28/2007 5:59:50 AM PDT by
MacDorcha
(Peace is not the highest goal - freedom is. -LachlanMinnesota)
To: randita
“See that broad over there with the big gazoombies? That’s Bill Clinton’s personal trainer now when Hillary is in D.C.”
8 posted on
05/28/2007 6:02:00 AM PDT by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: randita
"Have Novak leak Palme's name. Blame it on Cheney."
9 posted on
05/28/2007 6:04:24 AM PDT by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: randita
We’re both losers but the little people don’t know it.
10 posted on
05/28/2007 6:11:22 AM PDT by
billhilly
(My former tag line.)
To: randita
"...and remember... no more blather about Christmas in Cambodia..."
11 posted on
05/28/2007 6:12:22 AM PDT by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
To: randita
Yup! Two little puncture wounds about an inch and a half apart.
Should of drove a stake through her heart when you had the chance.
12 posted on
05/28/2007 6:12:25 AM PDT by
joshhiggins
(O you who believe! do not take the MUSLIMS for friends)
To: randita
John, your fly is undone......
13 posted on
05/28/2007 6:13:34 AM PDT by
expatpat
To: randita
"Your jacket is one nauseating color."
"So is yours."
"Your scarf clashes with your jacket."
"So does yours."
"We think so much alike, you should be my vice-presidential running mate in '08."
"I accept. Gotta run. See ya later, Shrum, old chap."
Leni
14 posted on
05/28/2007 6:19:58 AM PDT by
MinuteGal
(The Freeper Caribbean Beach Resort Vacation Getaway,Thread is Up! Use keywords "FReeps Ashore".)
To: randita
“May I be the first one to call you...loser?”
>>Kerry had slept only two hours the night before. He was sitting in a small hotel room at the Westin Copley (in a small irony of history, next door to the hotel where his grandfather, a boom-and-bust businessman, shot himself some 80 years ago). Bob Shrum, Kerry’s friend and close adviser, couldn’t resist the moment. “May I be the first to say ‘Mr. President’?” said Shrum.
To: randita
Kerry: What’s that?
Shrum: I have to poop first.
17 posted on
05/28/2007 6:28:51 AM PDT by
GoldHorde
(iron sharpens iron, so one another)
To: randita
Doesn't Shrum get credited with the dreaded “Olympic rings” (to use a baseball analogy) by being zero for five in campaign attempts?
18 posted on
05/28/2007 6:29:59 AM PDT by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(I buy gas for my SUV with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
To: randita
19 posted on
05/28/2007 6:56:32 AM PDT by
river rat
(Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
To: randita
I knew something was 'wrong' with that picture when I first opened this thread - and I was right.
It's from Jan 2004 and Kerry threw that Barn Coat away on Nov 13th 2004.
21 posted on
05/28/2007 6:58:42 AM PDT by
Condor51
(Rudy makes John Kerry look like a Right Wing 'Gun Nut' Extremist)
To: randita
"John, you have a stand of TP trailing behind your left shoe."
22 posted on
05/28/2007 7:04:26 AM PDT by
jetson
To: randita
"Tell me again how we managed to get your forehead crazy-glued to my cheek?"
23 posted on
05/28/2007 7:06:46 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(The Democrat Party: radical Islam's last hope)
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