Caption This Picture of Kerry and Shrum

The Boston Globe ^ | 5/28/07 | Boston Globe

[randita]

Caption this picture of Kerry and Schrum:

[Condor51]

I knew something was 'wrong' with that picture when I first opened this thread - and I was right.

It's from Jan 2004 and Kerry threw that Barn Coat away on Nov 13th 2004.

[jetson]

"John, you have a stand of TP trailing behind your left shoe."

[COBOL2Java]

"Tell me again how we managed to get your forehead crazy-glued to my cheek?"

[So Circumstanced]

“Sorry to tell you Bob, the writing is on the wall for all of us Democrat bird brains.”

[RoseofTexas]

DUMB AND DUMBER

[big'ol_freeper]

“I thought you were the master of the flip-flop...but Romney sure has you beat.”

[martin_fierro]

Commentators often point out a "curse" associated with the presidential campaigns that he [Shrum] runs since he has yet to claim victory for any of his candidates in over eight presidential elections.[2] Other insiders point to Shrum's involvement in the Kerry campaign as detrimental, citing that Shrum (and his firm's partners) will be getting a $5 million cut for Kerry's media buys (another $3 million will go to other media firms used by the campaign) which likely tainted his advice [3]. Interestingly, during Kerry's improbable comeback during the Iowa caucuses in fall of 2003, Shrum was on a 10-day vacation in France. [4]

[bray]

About that, “let me be the first to call you Mr President”...

[Caipirabob]

"I won't support you in 2008 because you're an arrogant blue-blooded spaz with delusions of grandeur, a treasonous coward who betrayed his own brother soldiers during a time of war, a gigolo and *sniff*...you smell funny..."

[albee]

Shrum: I don't want to say this out loud, but,.....

"You are full of crap!"

[crazyshrink]

Just keep telling yourself “YOU ARE NOT A LOSER”. The people are too dumb to see the truth.

[ShorelineMike]

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[reagan_fanatic]

"About 50 yards to your left is a news reporter and a bum begging for money. I'll distract the reporter with these nude pictures of Theresa and throw my coat over the bum's head while you sprint past, OK?"

[hattend]

"John, we'll always have Paris..."

[pogo101]

Curse of the Shrummy.

Every 4 years he rises from the salons and custom tailor shops of Washington, from the resorts of Amalfi and southern France.

Rises again to ... suck the donations, the campaign funding of another liberal would-be president.

THE SHRUMMY.

It has been nearly 4 years. The Shrummy must FEED!

[They'reGone2000]

Speaking of Dumb and Dumber:

Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) was given the Chancellor’s Medal yesterday before delivering the commencement speech at UMass-Dartmouth’s 107th graduation ceremony, where he addressed students, family and faculty.

Teresa Heinz Kerry received an honorary degree for philanthropy.

[Slings and Arrows]

Schmoozers and losers.