~Favorite Movie Quotes ~Tell us your favorite movie lines.Freeper Canteen 4-5-07

[fatima]

~Favorite Movie Quotes ~

(”...But if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.”)

(”It started - for me, it started - last Thursday, in response to an urgent message from my nurse, I hurried home from a medical convention I’d been attending. At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn’t. Something evil had taken possession of the town...”)(”Help! Wait! Stop. Stop and listen to me!...These people who’re coming after me are not human!...Look, you fools. You’re in danger. Can’t you see? They’re after you. They’re after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They’re here already. YOU’RE NEXT!”)

(”It’s sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I couldn’t allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They’ll put him away now, as I should have, years ago. He was always bad and in the end, he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man. As if I could do anything except just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. Oh, they know I can’t even move a finger and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even gonna swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.’”)

”(”...So we formed ourselves into tight groups...the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces...”)

(”As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States...Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren’t like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody ever called the cops”)

(”So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’t you know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well, I just don’t understand it.”)

(”Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are! We are not among the living so we cannot die, but neither are we dead! For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one!”)

[mylife]

Let the pelosi worshipping begin /sarc

Cyall later

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Just about anything from the original “The Producers” movie. Now, “I’m going to rest. Wake me up if there’s a fire.”

[stephenjohnbanker]

I have watched Dr. Strangelove 50 times : )

[fatima]

thanks Patton@Bastogne.

[SevenofNine]

You know what one of freeper mention something earlier tonight he think Syrians are goofing on Nancy BIG TIME probably they think of her as Italian mama that don’t get it

HUH LOL! did you hear what Abjertnut said in AP wire he claim why UK send woman on the boat who has child excuse meeeee Abgiateed AHH we don’t put women in burkas OKAY despite what Tomkow may be implying sometime

SORRY DUDE

[SuziQ]

The Long Kiss Goodnight is one of my favorites, and is a goldmine of great quotes!

Mitch Henessey: ...everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption".

Mitch: I be honkin Miss Daisy

Charlie: I'm leaving the country,
Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.
Mitch: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my a$$.

[atomicweeder]

A tremendous movie! I thought the recent “Pearl Harbor” with Ben Affleck was lame, and then after watching Tora Tora Tora a few more times, I realized that “Pearl Harbor” is a total and complete piece of crap.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

“Don’t be dumb, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi Party.”-The Producers

[fatima]

(((Hugs)))) Happy Anniversary .

[Army Air Corps]

Mike Nelson: Hi, folks. Mike Nelson here. Crow and Servo are about to help me with the annual Satellite of Love safety check. You guys ready?

Crow: Roger.

Tom Servo: Ramjet.

Mike Nelson: Fire extinguisher?

Tom Servo: Empty.

Crow: Shot it off in your face. Next.

Mike Nelson: Okay. Flare gun?

Tom Servo: Did it.

Crow: Shot it off in your face. Next.

Mike Nelson: First aid kit?

Tom Servo: Used it to treat your flare burns.

Mike Nelson: Right. Parachute?

Crow: Gym class.

Mike Nelson: Life vest?

Tom Servo: Faulty.

Mike Nelson: Ham radio?

Crow: Mistook it for an actual ham.

Mike Nelson: There, the Satellite of Love is completely unsafe. Hey, does anything work?

Tom Servo: Yeah, the toaster over. We used it to bake the ham radio. Mmmm.

Mike Nelson: Oh, OK, well then. We’re dead. We’ll be right back

Crow: Come on, Mike, we’re gonna go stick our heads in the towel dispenser.

Tom Servo: Wheeee!

[fatima]

heeheee,Great line ,thanks Armedanddangerous.

[jiggyboy]

"Waitress! Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes!"

That was Rodney Dangerfield in the campus bar/hangout in "Back To School". The graphic looked fine in my preview but turned into the cursed red X after I posted it.

[Bender2]

Re: My “You see, poker’s played by desperate men who cherish money. I don’t lose because I have nothing to lose, including my life.” Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (1957)

CG’s Now that’s some bad writing! Talk about telegraphing the subtext.

Well, guess we need to dig up Leon Uris and tell the poor dead SOB what a bad writer he was!

Yet, even dead, I think he would still kick both our hinnies and then write each of us a wonderful eulogy!

};^b)

[fatima]

I remember that,Thanks motor_racer.

[MeekMom]

That sounds really familiar, what movie is it from?

[skr]

One more:

[Hornblower stops Hunter from shooting the French]
Hunter: We're here to fight them aren't we?
Hornblower: No, Mr. Hunter, we're here to defeat them.

[fatima]

Heeheee,Thanks fedupjohn.never heard that line but I am still laughing:)

[no dems]

“I’m here to help you through these difficult days.”

Air Force TI to recruit Will Stockdale (Andy Griffith) in “No Time for Sergeants”

Yeah, that’s right. In the movie, Stockdale was drafted in the Air Force, not the Army. (That’s Hollywood.)

[Bender2]

“Max, he’s wearing a dress.”

[fatima]

Thanks Armedanddangerous.