Posted on 04/04/2007 5:00:04 PM PDT by fatima
That was from Top Gun!
Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball.
Ulysses Everett McGill: What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
Tommy Johnson: Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?
Tommy Johnson: Well, I wasn't usin' it.
Thanks mylife (((Hugs)))
Spaceballs of course! This year is it’s 20th anniversary.
Sorry, I am not the best typist on Earth.
skrewer = skewer
stlye = style
diary = dairy
Wayne: Smyrna, Earl's kissing his sister again. Earl: God damn it, Wayne, I really wish you would stop calling her that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: If you ain't livin' you're dyin', Earl. I wanna live. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tinker: I hate you, Earl! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: You mad, Earl? Earl: No, Baby, I ain't mad at you. I'm pretty sure Junior ain't gonna be none to happy with it, though. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: Earl Crest, you better get over here. I can't be no soap opera actress if I'm missin' digits. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: Wait 'til I tell Raylene I was interrogated by the police for killin' Tinker Johnson. She'll be so jealous. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tinker: Junior, you're so stupid they had to burn down the school just to get you out of third grade. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tinker: [smashing the radio off the truck with a golf club] That's right, who's your daddy now Mr. Panasonic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Junior: This cell phone's better than my pinkie finger any day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl: You ever get the feeling you're, like, being watched, Baby? Baby: You mean by horny guys? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: Earl Crest, don't you know it ain't polite to stare? Earl: Well, Baby, it's only natural for a man to stare when he sees the prettiest gal west of Mississippi. Baby: Just west? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl: [voiceover] I don't know for sure exactly how Andy got elected six months ago in the first place, but all I do know is that nobody meant for it to happen. It's like the ugly girl in high school who gets picked for prom queen. It ain't nice, but some A-hole thinks it's funny and nominates her, and then other people start voting for her thinking no one else is gonna and pretty soon, KAPOW!, the school is stuck with Sheriff Andy for prom queen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tinker: [to the pizza delivery boy] You can hide, but you can't run! I mean, you can run but you can't... oh, I'm gonna KILL you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: After work I think I'm gonna go home and change. Earl: I don't see the point though, Baby. You just can't improve on perfection. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: Damn, Earl, you're twenty-three going on eighty! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl: Junior, you are so dumb. Junior: I'm not dumb. YOU'RE dumb. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tinker: I don't got nothing to say. Earl: Well, that's good, 'cause I was planning on doing most of the talking anyhow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tinker: I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, Earl. Earl: So you said, Tinker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor: Well, you need to tell that idiot who shot you that he better take some shooting lessons! Earl: Now, don't be TOO disappointed, Doc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor: Now you be careful, Earl, or else my grandson might just steal that pretty gal of yours away from you. Jimbo: Gramps, I ain't gonna steal Earl's gal, I'm gay. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor: That Flossie's one hell of a girl, don't you think? Jimbo: Gramps... I'm GAY. Doctor: I hear ya. Jimbo: Oh, just forget it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jimbo: I'm gonna kill Tinker for shooting you. Earl: Well, Jimbo, I think Baby already beat you to it. Baby: Damn right. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: You want me to come with you? It's my day off. Earl: No, Baby, I don't intend on killing anyone today so your services won't be needed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl: If it wasn't for Baby I'd have drowned you in that river. Junior: Well, for your information EARL I can swim! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jimbo: Lord, Junior, what happened to your face? Junior: Uh... I fell? Jimbo: Off a building? Junior: No. [thinks about it] Junior: Yeah! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jimbo: Do you think he's gay? Earl: Have my doubts, Jimbo. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: [to Jimbo] You better keep his ass in line. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: [to Tinker] Didn't I kill you once already today, boy? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Junior: I lied. Jimbo: No kidding. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tinker: They're gonna shoot us like fish in a bowl the minute we walk in the door. Earl: Well, maybe we'll get lucky, Tinker, and they'll only shoot you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Smith: Ain't no point in y'all arguing, you're all gonna die. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Juan Vasquez: I'm gonna shoot your psycho chick. Baby: Oh, you better not! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl: Don't touch my girl, Juan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Junior accidentally shoots Earl in the leg] Earl: Oh... dammit, Junior! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: [to Junior] You shot my fiancé, now I'm gonna show you how it feels. [picks up the gun] Earl: Uh, baby? Would you mind putting off shooting Junior until after you take me to see Doc Cragen? Baby: [throws the gun off somewhere in the tall grass] Whatever you say, honey. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baby: Hey. Earl: Hey yourself. Baby: How you feeling? Earl: I'm feeling all right... all bullet wounds considered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earl: [voiceover] Now, I asked myself why in the world would I continue to try and help a retard like Junior who, in the Darwinian view of things, was only gonna get hisself selected against eventually anyway.
Humbert Humbert: I want you to live with me and die with me and everything with me!
— from Lolita
"I got my mind right, Boss!" 
They’ve gone to plaid!
9 to 5! You’re qouting from a movie with Jane Fonda?!?!
This isn’t the Huffington Post or Daily Kos!
conceivable! 
makes it go down easier.
to disappointment.”
You gotta rent that one, Silly. The cast is incredible. And Elia Kazan had been blacklisted for being an informant during the McCarthy era. The entire thing is a masterpiece.
When he tells her what happened, notice how Kazan handles how the news is transmitted. [I don’t want this to be a spoiler.]
I must have seen that movie 50 times. It was one of the first to be salvaged by the TMC project to protect classic films.
Frank
“Oh Golly”... Kate, in Philadelphia Story.. Who else could say this??
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
I can’t believe I’m still stuck in this thread
“All right, we’ll give some land to the n*ggers and the ch*nks, but we DON’T WANT THE IRISH.
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"Hey guys, English only at the table, got it?"
"Da motherf**cker, you think we are cheating!"
"Look, I'm sure you're only talking about perogies and snow and sh*t, but if you want to see this last card, no more talking sputnik, OK?"-------Rounders
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"You think you're tellin' me something I don't know? Like fightin' is dangerous? How many guys died working double shifts on the scaffolds? Or sleeping in the park trying to save on rent? But the only reason nobody cares is because men like you haven't figured out a way to make a buck off of them. In my profession--and it is my profession--I'm a little more fortunate."-----Cinderella Man
LOL
From the film “Brazil”
Harry Tuttle(heating and AC engineer): Bloody paperwork. Huh!
Sam Lowry(customer): I suppose one has to expect a certain amount.
Harry Tuttle: Why? I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there’s trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can’t make a move without a form.
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