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Cheney Allegedly Offers to Trade Carter for Hostages
Scrappleface ^
| Scott Ott
Posted on 03/25/2007 9:29:07 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Cheney Allegedly Offers to Trade Carter for Hostages
by Scott Ott
(2007-03-25) A source close to Dick Cheney said today that the vice president has suggested freeing 15 British sailors and marines from Iranian captivity by trading former President Jimmy Carter for the hostages.
The deal, which Mr. Cheney reportedly believes has a certain poetic justice to it, would require an executive order signed by President George Bush, but the unnamed source said presidential adviser Karl Rove can take care of that as usual without bothering the president with the details.
White House insiders said the trade would not violate the Bush administrations policy of refusing to negotiate with terrorists, since only one party in this deal would receive anything of strategic value.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: jimmuh; killerrabbit; satire
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snicker....
To: Sub-Driver
Scrappleface, or not, I think it's a wonderful idea! Bye-bye, Jimmy.
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:30:20 AM PDT
by
madison10
To: Sub-Driver
Sweeten the deal - throw in Jesse Jackson too!
3
posted on
03/25/2007 9:30:30 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: Sub-Driver
LOL! God I love that site.
To: Sub-Driver
OK, double that both brain-dead_carter & raptist-clinton in exchange for the 15 Brits:-()
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:32:31 AM PDT
by
geo40xyz
(212->218 democRAT's 'OWN DEFEAT' and blood of American soldiers in Iraq will be on their hands)
To: Sub-Driver
Hey, the Iranians are evil but they're not stupid !!!
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:33:20 AM PDT
by
Obie Wan
To: Sub-Driver
Sounds like a great trade to me.
I'm sure we could get some Georgia peanut farmers to throw in some peanuts to sweeten the deal.
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:33:21 AM PDT
by
The South Texan
(The Drive By Media is America's worst enemy and American people don't know it.)
To: Sub-Driver
I would trade him for much less.
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:34:07 AM PDT
by
scratcher
To: Sub-Driver
Oh Hell yes. Scrappleface or not, this is a great idea.
As I've suggested in the past, SEND Jimmy Carter as an envoy to negotiate with Tehran, and then just as he's stepping off the plane in Iran, the White House announces there is ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS for the accusation that Carter was a paid agent of the Shah's SAVAK secret service.
Nope, absolutely no way that could have been, Carter had nothing to do with SAVAK, no, nothing at all.
In fact, if the mullahs were to interrogate Jimmy, they would find that out for themselves. ;)
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:35:07 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(If Reagan were still with us, he'd ask us to "win one more for the Gipper, vote for Duncan Hunter!")
To: Obie Wan
The Iranians would like Jimmy Carter -- he's a Nazi.
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:36:17 AM PDT
by
MizSterious
(Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
To: Dog
You're gonna love this one..
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:36:32 AM PDT
by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("We're Living In A Twilight World..."- Swingout Sister)
To: LdSentinal
You are correct, Jimmy Carter is a Nazi, bought and paid for by several arab golf states.
Perhaps Jimmy "The Nazi" Carter could help the Iraninans build homes.
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:37:55 AM PDT
by
GaryMontana
(islam, the Nazis of today must either be destroyed -- or the human race will perish)
To: MizSterious
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:38:02 AM PDT
by
Sub-Driver
(Proud member of the Republican wing of the Republican Party)
To: madison10
I "lust in my heart" for a solution by which the Brits are freed and a couple of Iranians go off to meet their 72 virgins.
Seriously, prayers our good friends - the British Marines and peace of mind for their families.
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:40:28 AM PDT
by
incredulous joe
("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." -- Groucho Marx)
To: Sub-Driver
Yes. It's Scrappleface...
But....
It's still a good idea....
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:40:37 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Sub-Driver
LOL - we could probably put together quite a package, in fact. Carter, Jesse, Rosie...
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:42:23 AM PDT
by
livius
To: Sub-Driver
LOL--now, where do I get the bumper stickers?
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:49:43 AM PDT
by
MizSterious
(Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
To: Sub-Driver
Circa 1998. President Clinton steps off of Air Force One at Andrews Air Force base. Under each are he had a pig. The Marine Sergent saluted the President and then asked him why he had a pig under each arm. President Clinton told the Marine, "these are not ordinary pigs but genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted smartly and said, GOOD TRADE MR. PRESIDENT, GOOD TRADE."
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:50:06 AM PDT
by
cpdiii
(Pharmacist, Pilot, Geologist, Oil Field Trash and proud of it.)
To: Sub-Driver
Jimmuh would be a great start,
and I'm sure that our British Friends would like to throw in George Galloway on the deal
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posted on
03/25/2007 9:56:10 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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