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Cheney Allegedly Offers to Trade Carter for Hostages
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 03/25/2007 9:29:07 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Cheney Allegedly Offers to Trade Carter for Hostages

by Scott Ott

(2007-03-25) — A source close to Dick Cheney said today that the vice president has suggested freeing 15 British sailors and marines from Iranian captivity by trading former President Jimmy Carter for the hostages.

The deal, which Mr. Cheney reportedly believes “has a certain poetic justice to it”, would require an executive order signed by President George Bush, but the unnamed source said presidential adviser Karl Rove “can take care of that as usual without bothering the president with the details.”

White House insiders said the trade would not violate the Bush administration’s policy of refusing to negotiate with terrorists, “since only one party in this deal would receive anything of strategic value.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: jimmuh; killerrabbit; satire
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snicker....
1 posted on 03/25/2007 9:29:08 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

Scrappleface, or not, I think it's a wonderful idea! Bye-bye, Jimmy.


2 posted on 03/25/2007 9:30:20 AM PDT by madison10
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To: Sub-Driver

Sweeten the deal - throw in Jesse Jackson too!


3 posted on 03/25/2007 9:30:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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To: Sub-Driver

LOL! God I love that site.


4 posted on 03/25/2007 9:30:36 AM PDT by mainepatsfan
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To: Sub-Driver
OK, double that both brain-dead_carter & raptist-clinton in exchange for the 15 Brits:-()
5 posted on 03/25/2007 9:32:31 AM PDT by geo40xyz (212->218 democRAT's 'OWN DEFEAT' and blood of American soldiers in Iraq will be on their hands)
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To: Sub-Driver

Hey, the Iranians are evil but they're not stupid !!!


6 posted on 03/25/2007 9:33:20 AM PDT by Obie Wan
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To: Sub-Driver

Sounds like a great trade to me.

I'm sure we could get some Georgia peanut farmers to throw in some peanuts to sweeten the deal.


7 posted on 03/25/2007 9:33:21 AM PDT by The South Texan (The Drive By Media is America's worst enemy and American people don't know it.)
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To: Sub-Driver

I would trade him for much less.


8 posted on 03/25/2007 9:34:07 AM PDT by scratcher
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To: Sub-Driver

Oh Hell yes. Scrappleface or not, this is a great idea.

As I've suggested in the past, SEND Jimmy Carter as an envoy to negotiate with Tehran, and then just as he's stepping off the plane in Iran, the White House announces there is ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS for the accusation that Carter was a paid agent of the Shah's SAVAK secret service.

Nope, absolutely no way that could have been, Carter had nothing to do with SAVAK, no, nothing at all.

In fact, if the mullahs were to interrogate Jimmy, they would find that out for themselves. ;)


9 posted on 03/25/2007 9:35:07 AM PDT by mkjessup (If Reagan were still with us, he'd ask us to "win one more for the Gipper, vote for Duncan Hunter!")
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To: Obie Wan

The Iranians would like Jimmy Carter -- he's a Nazi.


10 posted on 03/25/2007 9:35:27 AM PDT by LdSentinal
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To: Sub-Driver

Ott for president! LOL!


11 posted on 03/25/2007 9:36:17 AM PDT by MizSterious (Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
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To: Dog

You're gonna love this one..


12 posted on 03/25/2007 9:36:32 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("We're Living In A Twilight World..."- Swingout Sister)
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To: LdSentinal

You are correct, Jimmy Carter is a Nazi, bought and paid for by several arab golf states.

Perhaps Jimmy "The Nazi" Carter could help the Iraninans build homes.


13 posted on 03/25/2007 9:37:55 AM PDT by GaryMontana (islam, the Nazis of today must either be destroyed -- or the human race will perish)
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To: MizSterious

MizSterious, you asked for it - go here!

http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2535


14 posted on 03/25/2007 9:38:02 AM PDT by Sub-Driver (Proud member of the Republican wing of the Republican Party)
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To: madison10

I "lust in my heart" for a solution by which the Brits are freed and a couple of Iranians go off to meet their 72 virgins.

Seriously, prayers our good friends - the British Marines and peace of mind for their families.


15 posted on 03/25/2007 9:40:28 AM PDT by incredulous joe ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." -- Groucho Marx)
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To: Sub-Driver
Yes. It's Scrappleface...
But....
It's still a good idea....
16 posted on 03/25/2007 9:40:37 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Sub-Driver

LOL - we could probably put together quite a package, in fact. Carter, Jesse, Rosie...


17 posted on 03/25/2007 9:42:23 AM PDT by livius
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To: Sub-Driver

LOL--now, where do I get the bumper stickers?


18 posted on 03/25/2007 9:49:43 AM PDT by MizSterious (Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
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To: Sub-Driver
Circa 1998. President Clinton steps off of Air Force One at Andrews Air Force base. Under each are he had a pig. The Marine Sergent saluted the President and then asked him why he had a pig under each arm. President Clinton told the Marine, "these are not ordinary pigs but genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted smartly and said, GOOD TRADE MR. PRESIDENT, GOOD TRADE."

19 posted on 03/25/2007 9:50:06 AM PDT by cpdiii (Pharmacist, Pilot, Geologist, Oil Field Trash and proud of it.)
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To: Sub-Driver
Jimmuh would be a great start,

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and I'm sure that our British Friends would like to throw in George Galloway on the deal

 

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20 posted on 03/25/2007 9:56:10 AM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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