On ebay now... REAL DRAGON
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Shades of this classic Monty Python Sketch
It says 'crunchy frog' quite clearly.
Praline: Well, the superintendent thought it was an almond whirl. People won't expect there to be a frog in there. They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog.
Milton: (insulted) Mock frog? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!
Praline: Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.
Milton: What about our sales?
What about hot dogs?
They should file for a variance under The Welsh Rarebit Exception provision of Welsh trade law.
I would have thought any ruling this stupid would have to have come from the Eurocrats, but no, this particular piece of idiocy is as Welsh as the sausages (and the dragon).
Next move, Chinese restaurants in the UK will have to post a disclaimer to the effect that General Gau's Chicken has never actually been in the possession of General Gau.
I always wondered what happened to Eric Idle after Monty Python. I guess he went into government....
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Criminal Number 18F
Speechless at the depths of human stupidity... again.
and there's NO HAM in hamburger either...I guess chocolate Turtles will have to have real turtles in them from now on, as well, eh?
It needs to have a hyphen between Welsh and dragon anyway...otherwise we might think it's dragon-pork! ;-)
Hmmm... They export a lot of them to Gaza.
Bet there will be a lot of suprised and pissed off Arabs when they learn the sausages are made from forbidden pork and not acceptable dragon.
I'll have mine with a bit of lark's vomit, thank you.
They should be able to get a little Komodo Dragon meat. A little bit could go a long way.
Welsh Dragon ping
Aw man.. these things don't really have any dragon in them?
So, um... who do I see about getting my money back? *sigh*
A dragon has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal.
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure.
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.
Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.
No more will our number ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!
This wins Funniest Thread of the Day.
What if they used cows with really short legs?