To: JTN
Shades of this classic Monty Python Sketch
It says 'crunchy frog' quite clearly.
Praline: Well, the superintendent thought it was an almond whirl. People won't expect there to be a frog in there. They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog.
Milton: (insulted) Mock frog? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!
Praline: Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.
Milton: What about our sales?
3 posted on
11/22/2006 3:44:04 PM PST by
lastchance
(Hug your babies.)
To: lastchance
Ha Ha! I found the story through
this website. They were thinking the same thing.
7 posted on
11/22/2006 3:50:57 PM PST by
JTN
("I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.")
To: lastchance
Praline: Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution. Anyone here remember...
Q: How would Commodore (or IBM) market sushi?
A: Cold, dead, raw fish
20 posted on
11/22/2006 4:14:39 PM PST by
Gondring
(I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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