Streisand Goes To The Dogs

The Smoking Gun ^ | OCTOBER 24

[300magnum]

Singer requires K-9 sweep of arenas before U.S. tour dates OCTOBER 24--As she travels the U.S. on tour, Barbra Streisand is so security conscious that she requires a police K-9 team to sweep arenas before she performs, according to the singer's concert rider. Streisand's security requirements--which include metal detectors at all doors--are detailed in a September 12 rider, an excerpt of which you'll find below. The "thorough inspection" by the K-9 team, which is required before the 64-year-old star's pre-show sound check, is presumably geared toward discovering explosive devices. The 16-city Streisand tour, which kicked off earlier this month in Philadelphia, features a top ticket price of $750 and a duet with a bumbling George W. Bush imitator.

[JZelle]

http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?detail=1&id=653

[shield]

Now...isn't this funny?

Since islam hates the Jews, and she's a Jew...is she afraid they'd try to get her? Or is her fear directed at the group that'd never consider any such thing...like us right wingers. Boy if it's the latter...I'd say just another delusional loon.

[newcthem]

This b*tch's bombs will never be detected by a dog.

[edzo4]

I don't know what she is so worried about after all doesn't she think George Bush is the greatest threat we face?

[BUDDYCAT]

What does anybody need 120 bath towels?

[reagan_fanatic]

[dubie]

[billhilly]

Someone recently said that she uses those globs for drapes.

[dubie]

Someone recently said that she uses those globs for drapes.

My bad... I thought they were buttermilk pancakes...

[dubie]

Someone recently said that she uses those globs for drapes.


Or... stockings with rocks in them....

[pollyannaish]

You know, they get a bad rap for that m&m thing...but their explanation was that they just didn't want to work too hard, so if they walked into a venue and there was a bowl of m&ms sans brown ones...they knew that their rider had been followed to the letter.

Pretty darn smart if you ask me.

[dhuffman@awod.com]

Yep. They was 38-longs and now're 36-longers.

[Ben Mugged]

She expresses the opinion that terrorism is GOP fiction. I guess she is looking for figments of that fiction......

[Robert Drobot]

".... fugly...."

Thanks. I've made your creativity a part of my spell check>

Fact is she's so ugly, her contract also stipulates all lighting be dimmed, when she enters a room.

[Slip18]

That is hysterical, dead. Bad boy!

[Frwy]

Maybe she has good reason to be paranoid.

[Cobra64]

Holy shi'ite Batman!

They are moving!

[river rat]

Amazing...

Someone explain to the silly old cow - that it is HER heroes and fans are bombing civilian gatherings, not the Bush Bots..

Semper Fi

[billhilly]

I'd like to take credit for the word, but someone beat me to it years ago.

[Frwy]

Are you certain that is her. This woman seems to lovely to be Babs. Maybe it's the angle.