Posted on 09/18/2006 1:40:02 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
I have spent hours perusing the quote database on bash.org though some quotes are a bit crude in language others are downright racist (though not as numerous as the crude ones) most are just gut-busting-laugh-out-loud funny.
These quotes are usually taken straight from real live IRC chat sessions. Many are geek type humor. Here are a few of my favs:
#679080 +(517)- [X]
< Ulm > Sigh. I've lost my cow.
< Ulm > I think she's learned to open her gate and she's gone.
< Ulm > Been looking for about 5 hours now.
< dal-X > Need more cowbell.
#676189 +(1893)- [X]
Jefferson: FOR SOME REASON MY PASSWORD ON HOTMAIL WON WORK
Mymuffinfatty: do you have caps lock on?
Jefferson: oh
Jefferson: nevermind.
#22094 +(1005)- [X]
< g0atb0t > What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
#5273 +(23128)- [X]
< erno > hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
#99835 +(13511)- [X]
< Guo_Si > Hey, you know what sucks?
< TheXPhial > vaccuums
< Guo_Si > Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
< TheXPhial > black holes
< Guo_Si > Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
< TheXPhial > lava?
#4753 +(11412)- [X]
< xterm > The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Well those are just a very few of my favs. If you want to check it out for yourselves just go here.
Yeah, good ol' Bash. I'd like it more if so many of the exchanges weren't obviously faked.
Need more Cowbell! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!11111!!11
I wasted away hours of high school on Bash.
This is when you KNOW you are a geek ... and have too many freaking computers in the house.
Of course I've had the same thing happen to a couple of guns in my house. I know I have them, I just don't know which room/cubbyhole I left them in.
Heheh when I was in High School the only computers I had even heard about were something Evil Scientists used to try and take over the world on cheesy scifi movies.
" The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
.... is just, plain brilliant.
Reminds me of the Jerry Seinfeld standup: why do we create helmets to protect the heads of people who are too stupid to stop with the head-cracking activity in the first place?
LOL!!!
#77904 +(6912)- [X]
< Sui88 > 67% of girls are stupid
< V-girl > i belong with the other 13%
Every time I show the Cowbell quote to someone they giggle for several minutes.
The SNL cowbell skit is legendary.
I like this one I found there:
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
I think it and the shark at the door skit are their most famous.
LOL!
That's gotta be a classic!
"Think of it as evolution inaction."
LOL!! I needed a good laugh.
OMG that is so funny. (My sense of humor is a little warped at times)
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