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BASH.org (Funny quotes from IRC chat rooms)
bash.org ^ | 9-18-2006 | Lots of people

Posted on 09/18/2006 1:40:02 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

I have spent hours perusing the quote database on bash.org though some quotes are a bit crude in language others are downright racist (though not as numerous as the crude ones) most are just gut-busting-laugh-out-loud funny.

These quotes are usually taken straight from real live IRC chat sessions. Many are geek type humor. Here are a few of my favs:

#679080 +(517)- [X]

< Ulm > Sigh. I've lost my cow.
< Ulm > I think she's learned to open her gate and she's gone.
< Ulm > Been looking for about 5 hours now.
< dal-X > Need more cowbell.

#676189 +(1893)- [X]

Jefferson: FOR SOME REASON MY PASSWORD ON HOTMAIL WON WORK
Mymuffinfatty: do you have caps lock on?
Jefferson: oh
Jefferson: nevermind.

#22094 +(1005)- [X]

< g0atb0t > What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!

#5273 +(23128)- [X]

< erno > hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

#99835 +(13511)- [X]

< Guo_Si > Hey, you know what sucks?
< TheXPhial > vaccuums
< Guo_Si > Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
< TheXPhial > black holes
< Guo_Si > Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
< TheXPhial > lava?

#4753 +(11412)- [X]

< xterm > The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Well those are just a very few of my favs. If you want to check it out for yourselves just go here.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bashorg
Be warned it is habit forming!
1 posted on 09/18/2006 1:40:04 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg

Yeah, good ol' Bash. I'd like it more if so many of the exchanges weren't obviously faked.


2 posted on 09/18/2006 1:41:43 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Mad Dawgg

Need more Cowbell! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!11111!!11

3 posted on 09/18/2006 1:44:12 PM PDT by BigTex5
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To: Mad Dawgg

I wasted away hours of high school on Bash.


4 posted on 09/18/2006 1:44:42 PM PDT by AntiKev (Keppler makes the world go 'round.)
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To: Mad Dawgg
< erno > hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

This is when you KNOW you are a geek ... and have too many freaking computers in the house.

Of course I've had the same thing happen to a couple of guns in my house. I know I have them, I just don't know which room/cubbyhole I left them in.

5 posted on 09/18/2006 1:48:33 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Property tax is feudalism. Income taxes are armed robbery of the minority by the majority.)
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To: AntiKev
"I wasted away hours of high school on Bash."

Heheh when I was in High School the only computers I had even heard about were something Evil Scientists used to try and take over the world on cheesy scifi movies.

6 posted on 09/18/2006 1:48:37 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: Mad Dawgg

7 posted on 09/18/2006 1:49:48 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Well, good luck with all that.)
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To: Mad Dawgg
Sorry ...

" The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

.... is just, plain brilliant.

8 posted on 09/18/2006 1:50:25 PM PDT by knarf (Muslims kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
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To: knarf

Reminds me of the Jerry Seinfeld standup: why do we create helmets to protect the heads of people who are too stupid to stop with the head-cracking activity in the first place?


9 posted on 09/18/2006 1:54:38 PM PDT by The Blitherer (You were given the choice between war & dishonor. You chose dishonor & you will have war. -Churchill)
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To: reagan_fanatic

LOL!!!


10 posted on 09/18/2006 1:56:35 PM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
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To: knarf
Another of my favs:

#77904 +(6912)- [X]

< Sui88 > 67% of girls are stupid
< V-girl > i belong with the other 13%

11 posted on 09/18/2006 1:56:45 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: BigTex5
"Need more Cowbell! HAHAHAHA"

Every time I show the Cowbell quote to someone they giggle for several minutes.

The SNL cowbell skit is legendary.

12 posted on 09/18/2006 2:01:06 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: Mad Dawgg
She reminds me of my ex, couldn't count to 28 and arrive at the same result twice.
13 posted on 09/18/2006 2:04:00 PM PDT by Little Bill (A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State, rats are evil.)
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To: Mad Dawgg

I like this one I found there:

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...


14 posted on 09/18/2006 2:04:35 PM PDT by RiVer19
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To: Mad Dawgg

I think it and the shark at the door skit are their most famous.


15 posted on 09/18/2006 2:08:07 PM PDT by BigTex5
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To: Mad Dawgg
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

LOL!

16 posted on 09/18/2006 2:09:37 PM PDT by fanfan (Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.)
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To: RiVer19

That's gotta be a classic!


17 posted on 09/18/2006 2:09:43 PM PDT by BigTex5
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To: The Blitherer
Reminds me of the Jerry Seinfeld standup: why do we create helmets to protect the heads of people who are too stupid to stop with the head-cracking activity in the first place?

"Think of it as evolution inaction."

18 posted on 09/18/2006 2:37:08 PM PDT by Erasmus (I invited Benoit Mandelbrot to the Shoreline Grill, but he never got there.)
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To: RiVer19

LOL!! I needed a good laugh.


19 posted on 09/18/2006 2:39:18 PM PDT by BBell
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To: RiVer19
"Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire...."

OMG that is so funny. (My sense of humor is a little warped at times)

20 posted on 09/21/2006 6:00:20 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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