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Hugo Chavez's Magical Misery Tour
Investor's Business Daily ^ | 31 July 2006 | Editorial

Posted on 08/01/2006 5:30:47 PM PDT by Kitten Festival

Globalization: Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is having a grand time cavorting around the world on his Axis Of Evil tour. But we notice he's disgusting as many countries as he's wooing. Vietnam is the most interesting.

Chavez blew into Hanoi on Monday and right away began praising Vietnam's government in exactly the way it didn't want: by hailing communism.

"Vietnam, with its valor, defeated imperialism not only on the battlefield, but also has maintained socialism in the ideological arena," the South American dictator intoned.

Uh-huh. To Vietnam's officials, who've been trying diligently to integrate their nation into the world economy, that's an era they'd like to say "tam biet" — no thanks — to as they seek more trade.

They kept Chavez away from the old war museum of shot-down U.S. fighters, not thrilled with the idea of him extolling the defeat of "the empire" that they're just now trying to trade with.

To the Vietnamese, Chavez must have had the weirdness of Austin Powers anachronistically released from a 1960s time capsule, exuberantly proclaiming the failed ideologies of the era. It was something they were already more than a little familiar with.

Chavez was oblivious to Vietnam's 30 years of communism and the isolation from the world that cost it decades of development.

Vietnam still is not completely de-communized, but its doi moi capitalist reforms, begun in 1986, have taken it a long way toward prosperity. It's not there yet, but it's moving in the right direction.

Everyone knows communism has been a disaster for Vietnam.

Millions of Vietnam's talented people fled on leaky boats into pirate-infested waters. Many more died in its gulags and camps.

Inside Vietnam, collective farming destroyed rice and other staple crops, bringing on food shortages. Investment was absent. Vietnam's influence was nil. And its neighbors ...

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1 posted on 08/01/2006 5:30:52 PM PDT by Kitten Festival
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To: Kitten Festival

Whether it wraps itself in capitalism or not, Vietnam and China are still communist countries not to be trusted, and IMO not to be traded with.


2 posted on 08/01/2006 5:34:01 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: phoenix0468

If they give Hugo the finger, it's a point in their favor.


3 posted on 08/01/2006 5:35:27 PM PDT by Kitten Festival
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To: Kitten Festival

Hugo Chavez's Tragical Misery Tour


4 posted on 08/01/2006 5:35:30 PM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: phoenix0468

O'Reilly says Hugo Chavez owns Citgo.


5 posted on 08/01/2006 5:49:36 PM PDT by Mack Truck
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To: Kitten Festival

Hugo,The Yugo, should have taken Jane Fonda with him. She would have given him the grand tour of Hanoi, complete with a ride in a AAA gun seat and maybe the two of them could have played "bang,bang, I shot you dead".


6 posted on 08/01/2006 5:52:46 PM PDT by Lacroix
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To: Kitten Festival

If they give Hugo the finger, it's a point in their favor.


Well, at least it's pointing up.


7 posted on 08/01/2006 5:54:14 PM PDT by encm(ss) (USN Ret.)
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To: Mack Truck
I don't know about Mr. Chavez, but it is a Venezuelan company. I think it's owned by the government of Venezuela.
8 posted on 08/01/2006 5:54:55 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: Mack Truck

Correct. I have not bought gas at Citgo since I found that out awhile back.


9 posted on 08/01/2006 5:55:54 PM PDT by wingsof liberty
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To: phoenix0468
You're wrong. Vietnam is communist purely in name only. The country is a growing tourist and economic powerhouse.

The past is the past. We need to embrace fledging democracies such as Vietnam and ensure that they don't go back to their horrible past.

10 posted on 08/01/2006 5:58:29 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (404 Page Error Found)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Vietnam is undercutting Chinese companies with underpayed employees. This is the latest complaint in trade circles......


11 posted on 08/01/2006 6:22:15 PM PDT by Shanty Shaker
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To: Mack Truck

Hugo better get back to Venezuela, he has some problems brewing he doesn't know about.


12 posted on 08/01/2006 6:33:22 PM PDT by rovenstinez (,)
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To: Kitten Festival
Maybe when Hugo gets back to his rapidly disintegrating "Socialist Paradise" some courageous, freedom Venezuelan will remove him from power...permanently.

Castro on his deathbed and a "Who Killed Mr Chavez" news special might make actual entertaining TV and a dream come true for those who oppose real (not leftist fantasy) dictators.
13 posted on 08/01/2006 6:53:24 PM PDT by M1Tanker (Proven Daily: Modern "progressive" liberalism is just National Socialism without the "twisted cross")
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To: M1Tanker

I can't help but feel it's all going to end that way, but i just keep wondering why it doesn't. He's been annoying for a long long time now, I sometimes wonder, given the trouble he's caused, why no one takes out the trash.


14 posted on 08/01/2006 7:00:50 PM PDT by Kitten Festival
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To: wingsof liberty

Valero is another Venezuelan gas brand. They are also trying to sell heating oil discount to Taxachusetts.


15 posted on 08/01/2006 7:10:31 PM PDT by x_plus_one (Murder, Suicide, Misogyny, Slavery are the Pillars of islam)
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To: Kitten Festival
The reason no one has offed Chavez is because the hallmark of a dictatorship is the disarming of the citizenry. It happens every time. Take away the means of effective resistance, and then move in.
16 posted on 08/01/2006 8:00:03 PM PDT by M1Tanker (Proven Daily: Modern "progressive" liberalism is just National Socialism without the "twisted cross")
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17 posted on 08/01/2006 8:06:14 PM PDT by proud_yank (Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Actually, I believe I came across a paper somewhere which dates to 2004 or so which said that the government still owns or controls a hefty portion of the economy.


18 posted on 08/01/2006 8:19:41 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Oh, and as for Vietnam being a "fledgling democracy"...well, ask a Montangnard Protestant Christian if it's a democracy.


19 posted on 08/01/2006 8:20:36 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
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To: Kitten Festival; proud_yank

I think it hilarious that Hugo goes to Vietnam when they're trying to normalize relations with us and he's the biggest Socialist loudmouth in the Western Hemisphere. They probably couldn't wait for him to leave.

I asked this on a thread last night but no one really answered, anyone know if Raul is as tight with Chavez as Fidel is?


20 posted on 08/01/2006 8:20:48 PM PDT by jazusamo (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
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