Posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then youre a moonbat.
If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then youre a moonbat.
If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then youre a moonbat.
If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then youre a moonbat.
If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then youre a moonbat.
I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then youre a moonbat.
If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then youre a moonbat.
Yes but how do you REALLY feel? :-)
I stand in blinded awe of your zotting abilities. My life was complete. You shall read of the man that ran Draino through his brain with a .45 caliber bore brush, starting with the ocular orbits. Hope you are proud of yourself.
Prout, you rock!
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care and you support single-payer government mandates that will make that impossible, then youre a moonbat.
If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, are so ignorant of history that you think we've taken heavy casualties in Iraq, and you want to leave the Iraqis to the tender mercies of Al Qaeda, then youre a moonbat. You're also a moonbat if you think we're going to buy the idea that the movement that came up with calling our soldiers "babykillers" really gives a damn how many Aermican "kids" are dying in Iraq or anywhere else.
If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, a person trying to raise a family on a minimum wage paycheck is anything but a complete moron, then youre a moonbat.
If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you're a conservative. If you believe that listening to contacts between Americans and Al Qaeda operatives is remotely the same as spying on our own citizens, then youre a moonbat.
If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you're a conservative. If you think the occasional pointed interrogation at a place where you get orange glazed chicken for din-din is torture then youre a moonbat.
I f you think people who fire from behind women and children, and seek out UN peacekeepers to use as human shields are morally equivalent/superior to Israeli fighter pilots, America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then youre a moonbat.
If you think embryonic stem cell research could help save lives, then youre ignorant about science and also probably a moonbat.
No charge for the editing...I know moonbats like you have no jobs and spend your rent-a-protester pay on doobage.
see #140... were we separated at birth, or what?
och!
a butt only a boar could love.
oh... that's her face.
wowzers!
"but is that a ZOT? I'm corn-fused, please help me!!"
(from the Hoary Archives...)
ON THE NATURE OF ZOT!
"What actually happens when a zot happens?"
Are you sure you wanna know?
Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing. Here y'go:
The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.
Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".
Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.
In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.
The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."
These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.
Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.
They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.
This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.
Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.
Such martial valor alerts the Almighty Mods of this land.
Jove thunders.
Lighning strikes! (ZOT!)
Methane emanations ignite!
And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.
There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.
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I cannot believe I forgot to use "puling" and "yammering" in there somewhere.
That's quite the photo.
Kinda reminds me of someone during their misspent youth.....
Ya need to do better, son... yer post's a snoozer.
If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then youre a Caring Person. that has no vision for future Freedom
If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then youre a Anti Capitalist.
If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then youre Naive to think they haven't been doing it since forever started.
If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then youre a Pacifist who would trust piranhas in their bathtub while bathing.
If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then youre a Dumb ass who thinks they actually target civilians.
If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then youre a Murderer who thinks you can't do the same thing with cord and adult stem cells.
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