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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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To: Admin Moderator
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
TOPICS: Breaking News; Front Page News
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To: Roscoe Karns
BUMP for a classic!
This is FR at its most hilarious! Love it!
541
posted on
05/27/2011 7:00:03 AM PDT
by
Shelayne
(We need a Netanyahu! Instead we're stuck with the "yahu".)
To: Roscoe Karns
The whole Zot crew deserves a raise :-D. (Especially kitties with machine guns and viking caps! and Ralph of course.)
542
posted on
05/27/2011 7:10:49 AM PDT
by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: Roscoe Karns
This may be the greatest thread in the history of Free Republic EVER.
543
posted on
05/27/2011 7:27:13 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed: he's hated on seven continents)
To: Alex Murphy
This may be the greatest thread in the history of Free Republic EVER.Ditto!
544
posted on
05/27/2011 7:29:35 AM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Why do people try to "out-nice" Jesus?)
To: Roscoe Karns
I believe this will become a classic FR thread.
I will be searching for it in years to come.
545
posted on
05/27/2011 8:58:08 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Birther noobie - Wouldn't ya like to be called this too?)
To: roaddog727
Now don’t be sporkin’ the Weasel.........
Don’t worry. ;-)
546
posted on
05/27/2011 9:23:32 AM PDT
by
stansblugrassgrl
(PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
To: roaddog727
“Spork the Weasel”: One of Peter Gabriel’s lesser known works.
547
posted on
05/27/2011 9:29:14 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
(What's your zombie plan?)
To: netmilsmom
My God, we’ve been on this thread for 5 years now! I’ll bet my cat’s hungry.......
To: Hot Tabasco
Wow. It was in the sidebar!
549
posted on
05/27/2011 10:52:48 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Birther noobie - Wouldn't ya like to be called this too?)
To: Roscoe Karns
I notice that I’m very, very, very, very late to the thread, but GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
550
posted on
05/27/2011 12:09:03 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
To: Roscoe Karns
OMG, Roscoe! Funniest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time. LOLOL! BRILLiant!
551
posted on
05/27/2011 12:19:45 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
("It's not going to happen." ~BiBi the Badass)
To: Roscoe Karns
BUMP
552
posted on
05/27/2011 12:31:19 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Redcloak
“Spork the Weasel”: One of Peter Gabriel’s lesser known works.
Bwahahaha! Awesome. Bump for Viking Kitties!
This is really an Undead Thread.
554
posted on
05/27/2011 2:04:50 PM PDT
by
Sarajevo
(Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.)
Outstanding then; Outstanding now....
To: Roscoe Karns
556
posted on
10/12/2011 11:42:43 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: sickoflibs
If you need a break - this is the funniest FR thread...
557
posted on
10/12/2011 4:07:49 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Occupy Wall Street Zombies Lastest Chant: “You Can Have Sex With Animals”)
To: JRios1968; Servant of the Cross
Where’s Ralph lately?
To: All
Bumping for some needed levity.
To: Roscoe Karns
Better than anything on NBC (thats almost a compliment).
560
posted on
02/01/2012 11:40:04 AM PST
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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