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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns

BUMP for a classic!

This is FR at its most hilarious! Love it!


541 posted on 05/27/2011 7:00:03 AM PDT by Shelayne (We need a Netanyahu! Instead we're stuck with the "yahu".)
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To: Roscoe Karns

The whole Zot crew deserves a raise :-D. (Especially kitties with machine guns and viking caps! and Ralph of course.)


542 posted on 05/27/2011 7:10:49 AM PDT by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

This may be the greatest thread in the history of Free Republic EVER.


543 posted on 05/27/2011 7:27:13 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed: he's hated on seven continents)
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To: Alex Murphy
This may be the greatest thread in the history of Free Republic EVER.

Ditto!

544 posted on 05/27/2011 7:29:35 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Why do people try to "out-nice" Jesus?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

I believe this will become a classic FR thread.

I will be searching for it in years to come.


545 posted on 05/27/2011 8:58:08 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Birther noobie - Wouldn't ya like to be called this too?)
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To: roaddog727

Now don’t be sporkin’ the Weasel.........


Don’t worry. ;-)


546 posted on 05/27/2011 9:23:32 AM PDT by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: roaddog727

“Spork the Weasel”: One of Peter Gabriel’s lesser known works.


547 posted on 05/27/2011 9:29:14 AM PDT by Redcloak (What's your zombie plan?)
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To: netmilsmom

My God, we’ve been on this thread for 5 years now! I’ll bet my cat’s hungry.......


548 posted on 05/27/2011 10:29:22 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: Hot Tabasco

Wow. It was in the sidebar!


549 posted on 05/27/2011 10:52:48 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Birther noobie - Wouldn't ya like to be called this too?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

I notice that I’m very, very, very, very late to the thread, but GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!


550 posted on 05/27/2011 12:09:03 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Roscoe Karns

OMG, Roscoe! Funniest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time. LOLOL! BRILLiant!


551 posted on 05/27/2011 12:19:45 PM PDT by Miss Behave ("It's not going to happen." ~BiBi the Badass)
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To: Roscoe Karns
BUMP


552 posted on 05/27/2011 12:31:19 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Redcloak
“Spork the Weasel”: One of Peter Gabriel’s lesser known works.
Bwahahaha! Awesome. Bump for Viking Kitties!
553 posted on 05/27/2011 12:38:48 PM PDT by americanMel
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This is really an Undead Thread.


554 posted on 05/27/2011 2:04:50 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.)
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Outstanding then; Outstanding now....


555 posted on 08/20/2011 10:24:12 PM PDT by Michael Barnes (Obamaa+ Downgrade)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Where’s Ralph lately?


556 posted on 10/12/2011 11:42:43 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: sickoflibs

If you need a break - this is the funniest FR thread...


557 posted on 10/12/2011 4:07:49 PM PDT by GOPJ (Occupy Wall Street Zombies Lastest Chant: “You Can Have Sex With Animals”)
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To: JRios1968; Servant of the Cross
Where’s Ralph lately?


558 posted on 10/12/2011 4:49:52 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: All

Bumping for some needed levity.


559 posted on 02/01/2012 11:34:56 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Roscoe Karns

Better than anything on NBC (thats almost a compliment).


560 posted on 02/01/2012 11:40:04 AM PST by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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