I'll have the roast duck....
Posted on 05/26/2006 1:39:03 PM PDT by PghBaldy
Iran-Cave MP from Jiroft, Ali Zadsar here Wednesday said that a village whose residents are cavemen has been discovered at the heights of the city of Jiroft near Anbarabad in the southeastern province of Kerman. Speaking on the sidelines of Majlis open session, he said that a village was discovered 120 kms from the town of Anbarabad in the winter of 2005. He added that the residents of the newly-discovered village put on no clothes and feed on leaves. Zadsar said, "The village, called Pid-Nekoupieh, is situated in the mountain and the 200 people who live there have never left their residence." Quoting those who have visited the village, he said that the residents of Pid-Nekoupieh know nothing about the Almighty God, religion, Islam and have never seen any vehicle in their lifetime. "Besides, they have never been to hospitals nor have they taken any medicine, for which they must feel sorry after finding out about it after so many years," he added. The MP said that of the 700,000 people residing in southern Kerman, 300,000 live in cottages, adding that there are still some villages in the province which have not yet been discovered. Zadsar called on the cabinet to allocate the required credit to the province to be used in solving the problems facing it, such as fighting famine and repairing the provincial roads.
Which is forbidden in the Koran, therefore, they must be put to death immediately.
Maybe they were in Santa Cruz. Ben Lomond is like that.
Never having heard of Islam, poor things... probably being measured for burkas and prayer beads as we speak.....
This incredibly important find, and it has to be in Iran.
Sign 'em up for the next round of Geico commercials.
Is this Ahmadinejad's summer home?
guess we can't bomb them back to the Stone Age.
So now we know where the nukes are... can't bomb an international heritage site, now can we...
Kooks with nukes.
pong
If this is so, how did they get one of their neandertals into the presidency of iran?
GGG Digest PING?
Well, they sound primative, but I don't know about "cavemen"
I'll have the roast duck....
I wonder if they're craving "roast duck with mango salsa"?
They only have regular TV no cable. They do have a Walmart though.
"I-I'm sorry, your Honor. I was listening to the magic voices coming out of this strange modern invention!"
LOL!
And they're going to wish they had continued in their ignorance after the mullahs get through with them.
Just with no automotive department.
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