Former Military Air Traffic Controller Claims Comet Collision with Earth on May 25, 2006

U.S. Newswire (a press release service) via Yahoo ^ | Apr 13 | Dr. Michael Salla

[george76]

Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.

Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented.

According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit.

He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies.

He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences.

[neodad]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[theDentist]

i heard this on coast to coast last night. someone on there started talking about the space aliens deliberately zapping the comet to create pieces and coordinate an impact to show George Bush what a nuclear explosion will look like if he were to attack Iran. dolts

[axes_of_weezles]

Since when is a sanity deprived frenchman to be beleived.

Which is it ?

Nukes, Crop circles or assteroids?

[cripplecreek]

When the train goes of the rails, it goes all the way off the rails.

[george76]

"the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves..."

[rocksblues]

According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit.

05/25/06 must have a lot of popcorn and beer ready.

[Principled]

You just can't make this stuff up.

[RichInOC]

President Chirac is currently assembling a delegation of ministers to offer surrender terms to the comet.

[GraniteStateConservative]

I welcome our new alien effete, Marxist overlords.

[george76]

05/25/06 ...Good day for a road trip.

[Thane_Banquo]

[paudio]

He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences.

I'm not sure I understand what he's saying: Is Bush decision to attack Iran related to the commet?

[Not A Snowbird]

So I should reschedule my dental appointment for June?

[P-40]

a former French military air traffic controller

I think I know why the word "former" is in the description...

[Mr. Jazzy]

May 25th, eh?



My wifes birthday in on May 26th.

Does this comet stuff mean I don't have to get her a gift this year?



(Only joking honey, put down the shot gun ...)

[raygun]

ping

[Fairview]

That does it. I'm definitely not going to clean the house anymore if it's just going to blow up in a month.

[Experiment 6-2-6]

"the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves..."

Wow! I'm safe on the other side of the world!!!

[Rastus]

generates 200 meter waves

If everybody had a 12 gauge
With a sufboard too.
You see em shootin and surfin'
From here to Malibu.

Because he's totally bitchin'
Ridin waves and blastin' pigeons.
And its a' neat shootin' skeet when youre ridin' on the heavies all day.

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)