Please Zot me!!! Please!!!

Me

[Avenger]

Ok, it has been a real pleasure chatting with everyone here on FR (well, just about everyone anyways) but it's time for me to move on. I've got some work to do that is going to require 110% effort from me for extended period of time and I can't have any distractions whatsoever. I'll stop by from time to time but am afraid if I still have my account I will be tempted to post and then - as is my wont - get into silly, useless debates about things I a) don't really care about, or b) don't know much about. So for this reason I am requesting a ZOT! I don't want a little pansy zot! I want the full on Viking Kitty from Hell ZOT! Incluing beebers, cheese and moose. Bring it on Mods! Come on!!! I know you got it in you. ZOT ME!!! In the name of all that is good and holy...ZOT ME!!! If you don't ZOT me within 10 minutes I'm gonna start posting news stories from Pacifica News or Michael Moore's website! I'm series!!! ZOT ME now DAMMIT!!!

By the way, thank you all for your love and dedication to our country, and also your fellowship over these past several years. My very best wishes to you all.

God bless you all and God Bless America!

[Admin Moderator]

It’s like, y’know, a rainbow vegan free-love commune.

[JRios1968]

I agree...which is why I refused to release Terry Tate or the lightning on Avenger!

[dynachrome]

I don't think you will be zotted soon. Too original.
I looked at your home page and... (insert noises of cat hairball coming up!)

[pcottraux]

There's something really sick about you...and you haven't even been zotted yet.

(Click me).

[pcottraux]

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[pcottraux]

[Thumper1960]

Heckuvan April Fools joke.

LOL

Homepage does need a thorough remake, tho.

[Victoria Delsoul]

PS be sure to read before posting.

I always do. It's a habit of mine, lol!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Good habit! :)

But think of the funny off the wall posts we would be deprived of if everybody did it.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Good point, LOL!

Gotta run. See ya soon.

[SierraWasp]

Well, I've heard of "suicide by cop," but an FR termination with extreme prejudice by request... That's a new one on me! Why should anyone put you out of your misery? What a silly swan song!!! Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!!

[faq]

[SierraWasp]

Hey Mods! Go ahead and ZOT 'em!!! He's using my trademarked and copyrighted 3 exclaimation marks without my permission!!! I'll hold his coat while you guys do the deed, ok???

[mewzilla]

[NonLinear]

Now this is a conundrum.

Can an anti-zot <> self-zot thread become an undead thread?
And would an anti-zot make an undead thread dead, or more undead?

I'm stuck on which theoretical model to apply....

[editor-surveyor]

"But then how would I download my porn? ;-)"

What do you think libraries are for?

[Chanticleer]

deere avenger,

i cant beleive you posted a pic of al gore and tipper and said he was the reel prezident what is rong with you????? you dont dezurve 2 bee a member of free republic you commie pinko i bett you like trees and wader and aire and stuff -- dont you you invirnmentlest wacko?????? y dont you go to the dummmeys or sumthing and that pic of barbarara strysand how sik can u get??????

i bet you dont even hav a reel job to go to you silllly person no moose or cheeze or vy king kitteys or beeber on stune for you just a rychus ZOT!!!!!

That was a reverse zot for April Fool's Day. Feel better now? I hope so. It hurts to write like that.

Now go to work and check back in with us from time to time. Everyone needs a break now and then.

[sully777]

I can't zot this FReeper. He's too witty. I mean, he even cleaned out his profile to post Al and Tipper Gore as the real President and First Lady.


He/she needs our intervention. Please don't zot him. INTERVENTION NEEDED. I'll start:



Avenger, can you hear me? Avenger, please respond!