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Commentary: Helping Out Darwin's Cause With a Little Pointed Humor
NY Times ^ | December 27, 2005 | CORNELIA DEAN

Posted on 12/27/2005 5:24:50 AM PST by Pharmboy


Zygote Games
In Bone Wars, players become paleontologists trying to win prestige.

The regular armies of science have long marshaled heavy intellectual weapons in their battle to keep creationism and its cousin, intelligent design, out of the nation's public schools. Among their big guns are philosophers of science, and even DNA.

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But as many of the nation's science teachers know only too well, repeated declarations from the bench do not necessarily trump community pressure in a country where, surveys show, only a minority accepts Darwinian evolution.

So now guerrilla forces are joining the fray, with an unorthodox weapon: laughter.

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"The scientific community just isn't touching John Q. Public," said Donald U. Wise, an emeritus professor of geology at the University of Massachusetts. "We just have to find a way of breaking through. The only way we will do that is with humor."

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Another scientist at the University of Massachusetts, Diane Kelly, an adjunct professor of biology, is a founder of Zygote Games, a new company whose first product, "Bone Wars: The Game of Ruthless Paleontology," involves players who compete to reconstruct dinosaurs, learning as they go about how scientific theories are developed.

Because school officials in Kansas have redefined "science" so as to include intelligent design in the state's curriculum, the company offers the game at a 20 percent discount to residents of the state (zygotegames.com).

After the Kansas decision, Bobby Henderson, who variously describes himself as a concerned citizen, amateur pirate and a person of negligible education, created the on-line Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which holds that "an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe."

(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: darwin; evolution; humor; paleontology
The song, to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic," goes like this:

My bones proclaim a story of incompetent design
My back still hurts, my sinus clogs, my teeth just won't align
If I had drawn the blueprint I would certainly resign Incompetent Design!
Evo-Evo-Evolution. Design is but a mere illusion
Darwin sparked our revolution. Science shall prevail!

1 posted on 12/27/2005 5:24:52 AM PST by Pharmboy
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To: PatrickHenry; blam; thefactor; SunkenCiv; martin_fierro

Pinging the evolution/sense-of-humor list...


2 posted on 12/27/2005 5:26:49 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: Pharmboy
Someone should invent an evolution game that is based off Darwin's Theory.

See what kind of creatures you could produce if you introduced them to different environments.

Wow I better go patent that.

Patent Pending, Patent Pending, Patent Pending :)

3 posted on 12/27/2005 5:33:45 AM PST by md2576 (Desensitize loss of freedom with fear of imminent attacks.)
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To: md2576

That's pretty good...since my posting inspired you, do I get 10% of the profits?


4 posted on 12/27/2005 5:36:32 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: Pharmboy
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5 posted on 12/27/2005 5:37:17 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: Pharmboy

It's probably been done, I'll let you know. lol


6 posted on 12/27/2005 5:39:21 AM PST by md2576 (Desensitize loss of freedom with fear of imminent attacks.)
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To: sure_fine


Science will heal your soul which technically doesn't exist

...

What a depressing thought... As a former atheist, I wonder how I survived the emptiness.....
7 posted on 12/27/2005 6:40:25 AM PST by Paloma_55 (Which part of "Common Sense" do you not understand???)
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To: sure_fine

All is lost.

Arrogant scientists dig deeper culture's graves.
They lose soul and humanity in their cause.
Their cold, empty premises fill hearts and minds once brimming with hope.

All is lost.

The horrid spectacle of man over god prevails.
Avaricious minions consume what long was sacred.
Rear-guard protectors of goodness are slaughtered
As Darwin's distal drums encircle holy distaff homes.

All is lost.

How can we battle warriors that are not touched by aspirations higher than themselves?
They are to themselves rapacious gods.
Their plundered feasts were sacred offerings.
They trample precious icons.

All is lost.

Shall God not crush wild masters of the world?
Shall His authority not rein these stallions?
Shall we be subjugated to their wanton rants?

All is lost.















8 posted on 12/27/2005 6:49:21 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (Here come I, gravitas in tow.)
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===> Placemarker <=== in case anything evolves here.
9 posted on 12/27/2005 6:50:36 AM PST by Coyoteman (I love the sound of beta decay in the morning!)
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To: Amos the Prophet

(next to last line)
Shall we be subjugated by their wanton rants?


10 posted on 12/27/2005 6:54:38 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (Here come I, gravitas in tow.)
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To: Amos the Prophet

I don't think anything is lost, we know exactly where it is

people have become to lazy and cowardly to get it back

can you imagine what it would have been like back in the old days of cattle drives?

with the first stampede the owners throw their arms up and say.. "well, they are all lost now" and then just go home to starve

hell no, they went after them and turned them back, maybe having to shoot some to help trip and create the turning


the only thing ever lost is the will to live, and what it takes to do it


11 posted on 12/27/2005 7:10:35 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: Pharmboy; longshadow; VadeRetro; RadioAstronomer; Junior
Thanks for the ping, but I've got doubts about this thread's survival. Anyway, to add to the merriment ...

Humour. The laughable side of creationism.
THE ANTI-EVOLUTION GAME. See how good you are at refuting evolution.
The reDiscovery Institute. Superb spoof of creationist tactics.
The Geocentric Bible web site. The Association for Biblical Astronomy.
TimeCube. An endless source of inspiration.
The Crackpot Index, by John Baez. See how high you can score.
The SKEPTIC annotated bibliography. Great pseudo-science meta- site!

12 posted on 12/27/2005 7:21:39 AM PST by PatrickHenry (Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, common scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
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To: PatrickHenry

http://www.holysmoke.org/cretins/marty5.htm


13 posted on 12/27/2005 7:33:44 AM PST by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: Coyoteman

Thought you might like the story in post 13 as well. :-)


14 posted on 12/27/2005 7:35:51 AM PST by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: RadioAstronomer

O horrible man!


15 posted on 12/27/2005 7:40:10 AM PST by PatrickHenry (Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, common scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
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To: RadioAstronomer
Thought you might like the story in post 13 as well. :-)

That's cute! Thanks.

(Sounds a little like an archaeology field trip. But until the statute of limitations runs out...)

16 posted on 12/27/2005 7:44:43 AM PST by Coyoteman (I love the sound of beta decay in the morning!)
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To: PatrickHenry
I was reading Page 2 of Gene Ray (the wisest human's) site. Not only can you draw a great circle at the prime meridian, but you can draw another great circle in a plane perpendicular to it, thus quartering the Earth. Gene thinks I may be too damn evil to accept it.

Page 2 was the additional evidence I needed. I used to laugh at Gene, but no more. Now I will spread the word.

17 posted on 12/27/2005 10:20:56 AM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: Pharmboy
B&N search for...
Fossil Feud

18 posted on 12/27/2005 6:29:57 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("In silence, and at night, the Conscience feels that life should soar to nobler ends than Power.")
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