WOMEN'S BROTHEL: This stud's for you

Las Vegas Review-Journal ^ | 8 Dec 05

[rellimpank]

PAHRUMP -- She has yet to apply for a brothel license, but former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss has moved to Nye County and revealed the identity of the first man picked to work at her Stud Farm for women in nearby Crystal.

[HitmanLV]

There you go, and it does present a problem for her.

Straight men in her stable will probably have no problems having sex with women clients, but may have problems having any kind of sexual contact with other men, let alone penetration.

[By problems I don't mean concious reluctance - which would be present - but rather physical problems with it]

So she needs hunky bisexual or gay men in her stable, and my guess is she will need plenty in quick order: the client base will be overwhelmingly men, or she will close her doors.

Or she will drop or minimize the idea and go with a talent base of sexy women.

Wait and see.

[oyez]

Somebody once told me it wan named after the Pahrump Indian Tribe. THey died out long ago. Wonder why? -

[HitmanLV]

Wedding cake? You trying to marry me off? I spend the last few days with a female friend and her family and her family spent a lot of time brazenly hinting that I take their lovely daughter off the market and marry her.

Thing is, we're just friends.

See, I really am a loveable, appealing man who even wins over (even fiercely liberal!) families! So despite my reputation on FR as a jerky guy, I'm not all bad! ;-)

[connectthedots]

Another poster on this forum wanted me to ask this question because he's too embarrassed..."How do you make it last an hour?"

Short recovery and a decent sustained rate of fire.

[rellimpank]

--it meats "fresh water" in the regional Indian language--

[Snardius]

Somebody once told me it wan named after the Pahrump Indian Tribe. THey died out long ago. Wonder why? -

They battled with a band of nomadic Indians called the Faquawi tribe and lost...

[najida]

Ha! I've never seen you as a jerk (you seem quite nice) :)


Let me know when the day is and I'll at least do your Groom's Cake. ;)

[HitmanLV]

Another poster on this forum wanted me to ask this question because he's too embarrassed..."How do you make it last an hour?"

Well, the real secret is be Italian. ;-)

[MineralMan]

"I am stunned that you wouldn't be sensitive enough to help a friend out of an embarrassing situation...Where is your compassion?"

Ha! Every man for himself, eh? [grin]

[Millee]

I don't see much of a market for this either. When this does open the place will be storming with the press and I think that alone will scare away most women.

Plus, I think the fellas will be disappointed when all they're asked to do is "cuddle & talk".

[Snardius]

Short recovery and a decent sustained rate of fire.

No one has come up with what I thought would be the first reply...

"How do you make it last an hour?"
"Which time...?"

[HitmanLV]

Yea, I am a nice fella but I take heat on FR by some who misunderstand me!

How about you bake some goodies for my bachelor party? I'm all talk and I suspect my bachelor party will just be a bunch of (my many married) pals I have getting together, ordering pizza, drinking Pepsi, and watching Benny Hill DVDs. OK, so I'm not a big partier!!!

I suspect that's several years down the line, though! So if I win you may have to wait ;-)

[fella]

Your picture reminds me about the Texas Aggie who went down to the beach at Galveston with his Texas Tech buddies and was unable to pick up a girl. One of his buddies said "Here, take this big ole' patatoe and put it in your swim suit and the girls will just flock to ya." The Aggie said OK and they split up to troll the beach. A few hours later they met up again and his buddy asked "How'd it go?" The Aggie replied "I tied to pick up several girls but they all laughed at me and walked away." His buddy just shook his head and laughed. Then he said "Well, try it again but this time put the patatoe in front".

[swordfish]

My thoughts exactly. But not limited to LV, pretty much anywhere, why would a woman have to pay for it.

[najida]

Ya know what,
That may be what makes the place work!

I mean, when word gets out that there the men there will hold you and let you pour your heart out....why, they'll have to be open 24/7!!!

[NavVet]

I applied for the job, but she said I was over qualified.

[Malacoda]

At least it won't say, "Free moustache rides!"

[Snardius]

...why would a woman have to pay for it.

Because she can't find just what she wants, in the size and color that she wants, that makes her feel like she wants to feel...for free?

[HitmanLV]

Wait and see, but I don't see this as having legs, either.

[HitmanLV]

Plus, I think the fellas will be disappointed when all they're asked to do is "cuddle & talk"

Heaven knows, I get dissapointed with that kind of talk, too! ;-)