Wedding cake? You trying to marry me off? I spend the last few days with a female friend and her family and her family spent a lot of time brazenly hinting that I take their lovely daughter off the market and marry her.
Thing is, we're just friends.
See, I really am a loveable, appealing man who even wins over (even fiercely liberal!) families! So despite my reputation on FR as a jerky guy, I'm not all bad! ;-)
Ha! I've never seen you as a jerk (you seem quite nice) :)
Let me know when the day is and I'll at least do your Groom's Cake. ;)