How to pick up chicks at the peace march (Vanity/Humor)

[Tzimisce]

Lines you can use:

"Hello I'm an oppressed Homosexual"

"My name is Akmed. I'm from Palistine and I'm a victim of the US corporate military establishment."

"So Cindy, I hear you're single now."

"Didn't I see you at Woodstock '69?"

"Are you the actress that played grieving mother number three in landmark documentary 'Fahrenheit 9-11'?"

"Yeah I'm a big mover and shaker down at the rest home."

"I dodged the draft in '67."

"Pass the joint."

"Hey baby, what are we protesting again?"

"The plight of women in this culture is awful. When will men stop treating women like sex objects? Wanna go back to my place?"

"I know Alec Baldwin."

"Hey sweetie, I was President from 1992 to 2000 and my wife is in Washington right now. Wanna go for a ride?"

"The rich get away with everything! Wanna discuss Marx over lunch on my yacht?"

"When we go for the die in, you can lay on top of me instead of the cold ground if you want."

"You can hand cuff yourself next to me on the fence if you want."

"Hey baby, I'm a starving artist and have to fly to Paris on a private jet tonight for a show in Paris tomorrow all by myself. I could sure use some company."

"I'm trying to get a degree in Women's studies, but I'm having trouble with the chapter on sexuality. Can you help me?"

[samm1148]

I haven't bathed since Gore was cheated out of the election!

Oh, whoops I never bathed much before that either.

[rineaux]

"Would you like to touch my mandate?"
"Can I feel your pain?"


WINNERS!! F-ing funny

[my4kidsdad]

ROFLMAO

[woofie]

"Im a victim too"

"Dick Cheney is the Devil"

[my4kidsdad]

hmmm, no foolin'

[dfwgator]

"Just mention modern art, civil rights or folk music, and you’re in like flint." - Otter, Animal House

[PA Engineer]

Definite keyboard replacement (DKR)! ;-)

[Revolting cat!]

"Hey baby, let's do a Bed-in like John and Yoko!"

[Grizzled Bear]

I wear size 13 Birkenstocks.

GoleeMD
Since Dec 7, 2005
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Welcome to Free Republic.

[SC Swamp Fox]

"Hey baby, would you like come back to my place and check out my etchings?"

[Prime Choice]

RIP, Frank.

Aye. I'll have to cue up my Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation CD in his honor now...

[BradyLS]

"Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

"Hmm... No foolin'!"

[BradyLS]

"Che Guevera met me once. I told him to play it cool, like me, but..."

[x1stcav]

Had dinner with Helen Thomas a few times. She is a mean drunk, rabidly anti-Semitic, hates every member of the Bush family, and is truly one of the ugliest women in the world. That nose of her's looks like an arresting hook on an F-14 Tomcat.

Your's is one of the best home pages on this site if only because of the above quote. Your quote about killing the enemy would make a great tagline. You should be a writer or something...

[GoleeMD]

Thanks! Actually I'm not new here, but I did take a hiatus for about a year and a half. I used to be "Come get it", but I lost my password and I don't have the old email account anymore. This place has changed quite a bit since the last time I was here.

[strategofr]

"RIP, Frank.

Aye. I'll have to cue up my Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation CD in his honor now..."

I was sitting in a café, when I overheard someone say he was dead sitting behind me---first I heard. I turned around, but the two kids there were so young, I didn't know what to say.

Frank had a quality.

[N. Theknow]

My former girlfriend was Rachel Corrie and she left me flat.

[Revolting cat!]

"Wanna hop in my sack, so we can fight fascism and celebrate Martin Luther King Jr's birthday together?"

[mirkwood]