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How to pick up chicks at the peace march (Vanity/Humor)
Posted on 12/07/2005 7:00:09 PM PST by Tzimisce
Lines you can use:
"Hello I'm an oppressed Homosexual"
"My name is Akmed. I'm from Palistine and I'm a victim of the US corporate military establishment."
"So Cindy, I hear you're single now."
"Didn't I see you at Woodstock '69?"
"Are you the actress that played grieving mother number three in landmark documentary 'Fahrenheit 9-11'?"
"Yeah I'm a big mover and shaker down at the rest home."
"I dodged the draft in '67."
"Pass the joint."
"Hey baby, what are we protesting again?"
"The plight of women in this culture is awful. When will men stop treating women like sex objects? Wanna go back to my place?"
"I know Alec Baldwin."
"Hey sweetie, I was President from 1992 to 2000 and my wife is in Washington right now. Wanna go for a ride?"
"The rich get away with everything! Wanna discuss Marx over lunch on my yacht?"
"When we go for the die in, you can lay on top of me instead of the cold ground if you want."
"You can hand cuff yourself next to me on the fence if you want."
"Hey baby, I'm a starving artist and have to fly to Paris on a private jet tonight for a show in Paris tomorrow all by myself. I could sure use some company."
"I'm trying to get a degree in Women's studies, but I'm having trouble with the chapter on sexuality. Can you help me?"
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: lefties; singles
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:00:10 PM PST
by
Tzimisce
To: Tzimisce
2
posted on
12/07/2005 7:01:38 PM PST
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Tzimisce
If you could remember Woodstock, you weren't there.. as the old saying goes.
I wasn't there...I was off killing Communists.
3
posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:01 PM PST
by
x1stcav
(Murtha is a surrender monkey)
To: Tzimisce
"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body".
4
posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:03 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Tzimisce
Anyone who plans on using the third oughta poke both his eyes out and puncture his ear drums.
5
posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:30 PM PST
by
Sociopathocracy
(Real men know the significance of the following numbers: 383, 426 and 440.)
To: Tzimisce
You look so good I wouldn't even mid you turning me into the burning man if you know what I mean. What's a little penicillin between friends.
To: Tzimisce
"How to pick up chicks at the peace march"
I'm thinking forklift.
7
posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:51 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: caver
8
posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:55 PM PST
by
Killborn
(Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
To: Tzimisce
The best first aid for pepper spray is human saliva. Wanna be my licking partner?
9
posted on
12/07/2005 7:04:05 PM PST
by
crazyhorse691
(Diplomacy doesn't work when seagulls rain on your parade. A shotgun and umbrella does.)
To: caver
IBTZ! Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.
?
10
posted on
12/07/2005 7:04:26 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: caver
Zot ? Huh ? It's pretty darn funny.
To: cripplecreek; cmsgop
To: caver
what not to say; "yer purtier than a mess of fried catfish"
13
posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:19 PM PST
by
seastay
To: Tzimisce
"That's some mighty fine lookin pit hair you are sporting, miss."
14
posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:30 PM PST
by
KillTime
(Western Civilization herself breathes a sigh of relief as President Bush wins 4 more years.)
To: Tzimisce
"So Cindy, I hear you're single now." ACK! I think you just stumbled upon the antidote to a Viagra overdose.
Package it up and called it "Viagra Falls."
15
posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:50 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: caver
16
posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:56 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(I will prevail. I miss my best friend.)
To: cripplecreek
17
posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:00 PM PST
by
MJY1288
(THE DEMOCRATS OFFER NOTHING FOR THE FUTURE AND THEY LIE ABOUT THE PAST)
To: KillTime
"Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:18 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: cripplecreek
I'm thinking forklift. Forklift? I'm thinking harpoon.
19
posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:55 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: Tzimisce
"Would you like to touch my mandate?"
20
posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:57 PM PST
by
clintonh8r
(If you don't support the mission you don't support the troops. Period.)
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