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How to pick up chicks at the peace march (Vanity/Humor)

Posted on 12/07/2005 7:00:09 PM PST by Tzimisce

Lines you can use:

"Hello I'm an oppressed Homosexual"

"My name is Akmed. I'm from Palistine and I'm a victim of the US corporate military establishment."

"So Cindy, I hear you're single now."

"Didn't I see you at Woodstock '69?"

"Are you the actress that played grieving mother number three in landmark documentary 'Fahrenheit 9-11'?"

"Yeah I'm a big mover and shaker down at the rest home."

"I dodged the draft in '67."

"Pass the joint."

"Hey baby, what are we protesting again?"

"The plight of women in this culture is awful. When will men stop treating women like sex objects? Wanna go back to my place?"

"I know Alec Baldwin."

"Hey sweetie, I was President from 1992 to 2000 and my wife is in Washington right now. Wanna go for a ride?"

"The rich get away with everything! Wanna discuss Marx over lunch on my yacht?"

"When we go for the die in, you can lay on top of me instead of the cold ground if you want."

"You can hand cuff yourself next to me on the fence if you want."

"Hey baby, I'm a starving artist and have to fly to Paris on a private jet tonight for a show in Paris tomorrow all by myself. I could sure use some company."

"I'm trying to get a degree in Women's studies, but I'm having trouble with the chapter on sexuality. Can you help me?"


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: lefties; singles
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To: Tzimisce

I haven't bathed since Gore was cheated out of the election!

Oh, whoops I never bathed much before that either.


61 posted on 12/07/2005 8:05:24 PM PST by samm1148
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To: Prime Choice; clintonh8r

"Would you like to touch my mandate?"
"Can I feel your pain?"


WINNERS!! F-ing funny


62 posted on 12/07/2005 8:07:10 PM PST by rineaux (I Refuse to comment on this post until I know what Jesse Jackson Thinks.)
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To: satan

ROFLMAO


63 posted on 12/07/2005 8:13:16 PM PST by my4kidsdad
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To: rineaux

"Im a victim too"

"Dick Cheney is the Devil"


64 posted on 12/07/2005 8:13:53 PM PST by woofie (John Wilkes Booth thought he was a patriot too)
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To: strategofr

hmmm, no foolin'


65 posted on 12/07/2005 8:13:57 PM PST by my4kidsdad
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To: Tzimisce

"Just mention modern art, civil rights or folk music, and you’re in like flint." - Otter, Animal House


66 posted on 12/07/2005 8:17:23 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Prime Choice

Definite keyboard replacement (DKR)! ;-)


67 posted on 12/07/2005 8:17:35 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: Tzimisce

"Hey baby, let's do a Bed-in like John and Yoko!"


68 posted on 12/07/2005 8:18:20 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: GoleeMD

I wear size 13 Birkenstocks.

GoleeMD
Since Dec 7, 2005
__________________________________________________
Welcome to Free Republic.


69 posted on 12/07/2005 8:19:24 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Tzimisce

"Hey baby, would you like come back to my place and check out my etchings?"


70 posted on 12/07/2005 8:28:56 PM PST by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: strategofr
RIP, Frank.

Aye. I'll have to cue up my Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation CD in his honor now...

71 posted on 12/07/2005 8:54:08 PM PST by Prime Choice (We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
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To: Prime Choice
"Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"

"Hmm... No foolin'!"

72 posted on 12/07/2005 10:04:19 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Tzimisce

"Che Guevera met me once. I told him to play it cool, like me, but..."


73 posted on 12/07/2005 10:12:00 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: MindBender26
Had dinner with Helen Thomas a few times. She is a mean drunk, rabidly anti-Semitic, hates every member of the Bush family, and is truly one of the ugliest women in the world. That nose of her's looks like an arresting hook on an F-14 Tomcat.

Your's is one of the best home pages on this site if only because of the above quote. Your quote about killing the enemy would make a great tagline. You should be a writer or something...
74 posted on 12/08/2005 2:39:06 AM PST by x1stcav (Murtha is a surrender monkey)
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To: Grizzled Bear

Thanks! Actually I'm not new here, but I did take a hiatus for about a year and a half. I used to be "Come get it", but I lost my password and I don't have the old email account anymore. This place has changed quite a bit since the last time I was here.


75 posted on 12/08/2005 7:07:22 AM PST by GoleeMD
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To: Prime Choice

"RIP, Frank.

Aye. I'll have to cue up my Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation CD in his honor now..."

I was sitting in a café, when I overheard someone say he was dead sitting behind me---first I heard. I turned around, but the two kids there were so young, I didn't know what to say.

Frank had a quality.


76 posted on 12/08/2005 1:43:46 PM PST by strategofr
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To: Tzimisce

My former girlfriend was Rachel Corrie and she left me flat.


77 posted on 12/08/2005 1:47:50 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: Tzimisce

"Wanna hop in my sack, so we can fight fascism and celebrate Martin Luther King Jr's birthday together?"


78 posted on 12/08/2005 1:49:30 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: Tzimisce

79 posted on 12/08/2005 11:44:55 PM PST by mirkwood ("Americans never quit"--MacArthur)
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