[To Hell With Poverty]

Allow me to be the first to remind you that there are certain RULES on this site...

[ken5050]

I know she lurks here....so I keep my tagline in the faint hope she will one day contact me..

[Doohickey]

She still hasn't respond to my marriage proposals...

[Chickensoup]

Dear Anne.

I have read all your books and enjoy your columns. Keep up the good work. You are a role model I use for my daughters, bright, brainy, feminine and couragous.
Best,
Chickensoup

[Texas WOP]

Ann,
May your day be filled with Good Friends, Good Food and Good Cheer.

[Echo Talon]

Ann i'm single... if you were wondering.... :D

[MilesVeritatis]

I wrapped myself in a nice conservative birthday paper. I just need help putting on the ribbon and bow.

[ru4liberty]

Dear Ann, I'm no longer a fan because you have been behaving like a shrew recently. It will take a long time to win me back as an admirer, if ever. Go away. You're embarrassing me as a conservative.

Signed:
Former Ann Fan

[Columbine]

Does she need a new broomstick?

[Wormwood]

I would love to write Ann Coulter. Honestly, I would.

/damn restraining order.

[BillyBoy]

Dear Ann,

Regarding your comments on Harriet Miers, I agree with the message but not the messager. Please get a life and stop PMSing and screaming impeachment every time you don't get your way. Also, you were (and still are) dead wrong about Chief Justice Roberts. The President is not going to personally select YOU for the Supreme Court. Sorry to dissapoint.

P.S. I miss Barbara Olsen. Now there's a conservative lady with CLASS!

[Danae]

Dear Ann;

Thank you for so publicly airing the dirty laundry of the Left! With such cutting humor as well! You keep me laughing and thinking!!!

Keep up the great work and Thank You

Danae
St Helens, Oregon (30 miles from "Little Beirut")

[Mears]

Why on earth would I send Anne Coulter a birthday letter--I wouldn't do it for any other celebrity.

I buy her books and enjoy them----that's my Happy Birthday.

[Redbob]

"Dear Ann
Happy Birthday!
Keep up the good work, saying the things that Republicans are afraid to say.

Love always,
- R"

[Cicero]

There's something a little strange about some of these "I've always been a fan of Ann Coulter but since she criticized the Miers appointment I hate her forever" posts.

Anyway, I always enjoy her work, which is bright, amusing, very well informed on the legal side, and almost always on the mark. I say "almost always" because only God is perfect.

[Khurkris]

Put on some weight...and stick to the facts.

[Cyber Liberty]

Will she send an autographed copy of her column where she calls Bush a "boozer" in exchange for a contribution?

[af_vet_1981]

I genuinely feel sorry for Coulter. I'm sure she's a lovely woman, brighter than average, and well-qualified for many important jobs. Just not the job she chose herself for. The terrible thing Coulter has done to Coulter is to force people who care about the country to realize that.

[hillary's_fat_a**]

Dear Ann,

Got an extra gun? Let's go south and clean up the border mess. In between shots, we can reminisce of our days on the "hill".

Admiringly yours,

HFA

[Diddle E. Squat]

Dear Ann,

You are the best writer ever - deserving of great respect! Thank you for listening and for your time this week.

H


This is the wish
That should have been sent
Before your birthday
Came and went.

Sorry!

Hope it was happy.

At least for 30 days you are NOT younger than me. (Or maybe not.)