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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: Das Outsider
7,881
posted on
10/30/2005 11:39:27 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
You juss jerrus cuz Kim go to day spa widout you. Reer main get massage, wax, hore deer. Not rike Kim need to rook bedda--impossibur!--but ees good flum time to time to get a touch up, you know?
To: Das Outsider
IMO, they overdid it on the waxing, dude.
As an aside, my husband wants to know why I'm communicating with "The Dark Lord of North Korea".
7,883
posted on
10/30/2005 11:47:07 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: A knight without armor
I don't think we can take people at face value any more. I was on a bus going to Las Vegas not long ago, and a man got on in Phoenix and sat down behind me. He reeked of cigarettes, and was very rude. The woman he sat next to began to tell him all the people she knew in Vegas and how influential she was.
The man said he had heard that the welfare and other benefits were higher in Vegas than anywhere else, and that was because they knew people needed the money for gambling.
Some things about this story were a little difficult for me to accept. 1) If the woman was so well off, why was she riding a bus? 2) If the man was truly a Katrina victim, why did he think his disability checks would increase in Vegas? He's still responsible for his own behavior.
Having lived in Vegas for a long time, I learned one very important thing about people: They all have "The Answer."
If, as you say the animal shelter was "giving" animals away, I doubt very much if all that other stuff came with it, because of the sheer cost of the items. That much equipment (including the carrier) is not cheap, and most shelters are struggling for funds for the food and meds for the animals.
Most vets like to get paid for working with animals. So I think I'd have to take the information from these people at face value. Something is not right about the story.
7,884
posted on
10/30/2005 11:54:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Das Outsider
"...Speshurry one wit beeg pahruss."
Are you speaking for yourself? Or for Kim? Inquiring minds want to know...
7,885
posted on
10/30/2005 11:56:37 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
I agree. The Human Society is known for being pretty picky about who gets animals. I just can't feature taking all this on in a motel for Pete's sakes.
To: Alice au Wonderland
Was it something I said? *genuine worry* No, I had to go for a while!
7,887
posted on
10/30/2005 11:59:06 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Das Outsider
I just re-read this post.
Li'l Kim is looking for a man with a big "pahruss"?
Is he going to conscript it?
7,888
posted on
10/30/2005 11:59:54 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Oh, good!
DO is engaging us with "Dark Lord" theater.
7,889
posted on
10/30/2005 12:00:50 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
You meet strange people on buses!
7,890
posted on
10/30/2005 12:00:55 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
7,891
posted on
10/30/2005 12:01:34 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
As an aside, my husband wants to know why I'm communicating with "The Dark Lord of North Korea".
No "DOK RODE!" Ees you deeyuh reada. No need ta praya hate.
Kim definitery not ronery, Clazy Maykan Rady, if dass whut you tink.
To: A knight without armor
The Human Society is known for being pretty picky about who gets animals.Okay, for safety precautions, we should all triple check our posts before posting. The quote above is wrong on sooo many levels.
Swallow before reading it.
7,893
posted on
10/30/2005 12:04:02 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Das Outsider
I prefer not to think about Li'l Kim, The Dark Lord of North Korea, his lonliness, or his proclivities.
Do you do other impressions, DO?
7,894
posted on
10/30/2005 12:06:55 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face; Das Outsider
Are you speaking for yourself? Or for Kim? Inquiring minds want to know...
Ok, Kim know you srow, so he bling you up to speed, ok? Ees KIM wit beeg pahruss. You tink some Owsida Main got da moneys and da honeys rike dat? Maybe he got meaningfur rerationship wit Matterin Arrbright! BRAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ees ARR Kim, baby! No offense, Meesa Owsida Main. Reery.
To: Alice au Wonderland
To: Das Outsider
How do we know he's not a she?....
7,897
posted on
10/30/2005 12:09:24 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Das Outsider
7,898
posted on
10/30/2005 12:09:56 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
7,899
posted on
10/30/2005 12:11:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
7,900
posted on
10/30/2005 12:11:36 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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