[Das Outsider]

You juss jerrus cuz Kim go to day spa widout you. Reer main get massage, wax, hore deer. Not rike Kim need to rook bedda--impossibur!--but ees good flum time to time to get a touch up, you know?

[Alice au Wonderland]

IMO, they overdid it on the waxing, dude.

As an aside, my husband wants to know why I'm communicating with "The Dark Lord of North Korea".