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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: Das Outsider

I've been trying to figure out who that is.

He looks familiar...


2,801 posted on 10/15/2005 8:08:11 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: Army Air Corps; tuliptree76
I was searching for "The Joker"+bob.

Somehow they connected me with Bob Clampett.

BEANY AND CECIL. Original Medium: Puppets Produced by: Bob Clampett First Appeared: 1949 Creator: Bob Clampett.
I'm feeling unlucky.
2,802 posted on 10/15/2005 8:08:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Army Air Corps; Das Outsider

I think I better go to bed. Good night.


2,803 posted on 10/15/2005 8:44:21 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: tuliptree76

G'night.


2,805 posted on 10/15/2005 8:51:27 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: fanfan
>"How do some companies acquire dedicated people like you?"
"They offer weekends off."
LOL

Yah. Actually I talked to our HR guy this week (the day before he submitted his notice of resignation...!), and he's going to talk with my new boss next week. In my line of work (ostensibly? I'm still ranked as a software engineer though that's neither my title nor my job) a loss of the occasional Saturday/weekend is to be expected. But this much... no.

2,806 posted on 10/15/2005 11:03:54 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76
Be glad you don't have to spend time in the library reading this... Nearly 400 pages, all in a language quite foreign to me, mathematics.

Match you and raise you one, NnBob. Part of my day job. Written by an engineer, but it ends there...

2,807 posted on 10/15/2005 11:14:10 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: NicknamedBob
"I mean ... his name was Bob!"

Ugh!

Not that my name is Bob, 'cuz it isn't, but maybe it should have been because whenever someone forgets my name they call me... Bob.

(Should I sign up again as "NotnamedBob"?)

2,808 posted on 10/15/2005 11:19:30 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: tuliptree76
'Night, Tuliptree.

Or 'Morning, whichever applies.

2,809 posted on 10/15/2005 11:20:57 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: All; yall
Last Post?


2,810 posted on 10/15/2005 11:22:14 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: creeperdavis
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Road Kill Beeber AssociationZOT ZOT ZOT
2,811 posted on 10/15/2005 11:29:25 PM PDT by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: tuliptree76

good morning!


2,812 posted on 10/16/2005 5:41:06 AM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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To: Delta 21

how did the fire start?
it looks like the guy had a small microphone clipped to his neckline... and the alcohol slopped onto it. Am I seeing this correctly?


2,813 posted on 10/16/2005 5:45:47 AM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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To: Delta 21

that is one FREAKY looking cat.


2,814 posted on 10/16/2005 5:46:56 AM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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To: King Prout

I think it was a flaming cocktail that the guy managed to spill slightly.

Then of course he reacted badly to the small slosh and made a spectacle of himself. His stunt didn't go over very well in both the "don't try this at home" and the "hold muh beer and watch this" categories.

I give him a one.


2,815 posted on 10/16/2005 5:55:18 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
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To: NicknamedBob

ah.
well, if ya gotsta be dumb enuff ta swig yer swill afire, ya rides tha ticket ya buys.


2,816 posted on 10/16/2005 5:59:19 AM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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To: King Prout

Speaking of rides, we'll be blasting off for our lunar expedition in a few hours -- O-dark-thrty or thereabouts Eniwetok time. Didja remember to pack your toothbrush?


2,817 posted on 10/16/2005 6:20:23 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
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To: NicknamedBob

the medics downgraded me, due to health.
I'm stuck on this mudball for a while longer.


2,818 posted on 10/16/2005 6:22:46 AM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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To: King Prout; Tax-chick
It beats the alternative.

On December 27th, we'll be taking off with the whole shebang; castle, moat, grainfields and orchards, and at least one very pregnant chick. Flight plan calls for no more than three to five gees, so the average medical condition should not present a problem, if one is properly supported.

We'll need you out there. Who knows what we'll encounter?

2,819 posted on 10/16/2005 6:32:39 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I had better be back to full speed by then, or there will be hell to pay.


2,820 posted on 10/16/2005 6:41:54 AM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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