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Evolution Debate creates monster [Flying Spaghetti monster, to be exact]
Lawrence Journal-World ^ | August 24, 2005 | Scott Rothschild

Posted on 08/24/2005 6:51:49 AM PDT by Quick1

Topeka — From Darwin to intelligent design to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The debate over teaching evolution in Kansas public schools has caught the attention of a cross-country Internet community of satirists.

In the past few weeks, hundreds of followers of the supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster have swamped state education officials with urgent e-mails.

They argue that since the conservative majority of the State Board of Education has blessed classroom science standards at the behest of intelligent design supporters, which criticize evolution, they want the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster taught.

“I’m sure you realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory,” writes Bobby Henderson, a Corvallis, Ore., resident whose Web site, www.venganza.org, is part FSM tribute and part job search. Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

“It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” he wrote to the education board.

Henderson did not return a telephone call for comment. He says in his letter that it is disrespectful to teach about the FSM without wearing “full pirate regalia.”

Board member Bill Wagnon, a Democrat, whose district includes Lawrence, said he has received more than 500 e-mails from supporters of FSM.

“Clearly, these are just supreme satirists. What they are doing is pointing out that there is no more sense to intelligent design than there is to a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” Wagnon said.

Intelligent design posits that some aspects of biology are so complex, they point toward an intelligent creator.

ID proponents helped shepherd a report and hearings that have resulted in science standards that criticize evolution and have put Kansas in the middle of international attention on the subject.

John Calvert, of Lake Quivira, the lawyer who was instrumental in writing the science standards that criticize evolution, said he had seen the FSM e-mails, and was not impressed.

“You can only use that misinformation so long,” Calvert said. Calvert said the science standards do not promote intelligent design, but show that evolution has its critics.

Wagnon and the three other board members who support evolution have written Henderson back, saying they appreciated the comic relief but that they were saddened that the science standards were being changed to criticize evolution.


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To: weegee
I WOULD like a "theory" disclaimer when teachers present materials on global warming and homosexuality as a genetic trait.

I would certainly NOT want a "theory" disclaimer for global warming or homosexuality as a genetic trait. Neither of these are theories. They are at best hypotheses, and at worst WAG's, but neither rises to the level of theory.

361 posted on 08/25/2005 7:37:42 AM PDT by stremba
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To: GSHastings

So then, prove that the gravitational attraction between Alpha Centuri and your computer is as given by Newton's law. Prove that EVERY pair of objects in the universe attracts each other with a force proportional to the masses of the objects and inversely proportional to the square of the distance separating them. Prove that this is correct even if the distance separating them is less than 0.1 mm (no scientist has ever done this and there is reason, based on current theories, to believe that the law for gravitational attraction may be different at small distances.)


362 posted on 08/25/2005 7:55:44 AM PDT by stremba
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To: spunkets
They [the laws of physics] govern all physical phenomina

Which would mean that physical phenomena govern thoughts, including this one of yours above, too, wouldn't it?

The phenonina simply react according to their nature, always in the same consistent way.

Which means that your thoughts and my thoughts are nothing but atoms banging around in our heads; completely determined by the laws of physics, and thus completely irrational. So why then are you invoking non-physical (and therefore unreal by your lights) things such as propositions, standards, definitions, conventions, logic, mathematics, etc. since by your own definintion only what is physical is real and can be studied by science? All of the above are just as non-material as any "superatural designer", yet you constantly (and inconsistently) appeal to them as if they have some validity. You must assume that the above things have some correspondence with brute physical forces, yet you cannot justify that assumption on the basis of your world-view. Your very world view precludes such a justification.

They [scientists] don't transcend the laws of physics. Scientists are simply sentient machines. The physics provides the basis for the machine.

In my view, the phrase "sentient machine" is an absolute contradiction in terms.

Cordially,

363 posted on 08/25/2005 8:37:36 AM PDT by Diamond (Qui liberatio scelestus trucido inculpatus.)
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To: weegee

Molecular structure is theoretical. Noone has ever seen an electron, it's part of a theory.


364 posted on 08/25/2005 9:06:33 AM PDT by bobdsmith
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To: stremba
... ID postulates two separate claims, one of which is not falsifiable and one of which is. It claims that there are biological structures that could not have evolved, and that is falsifiable. It also claims that there was an intelligent being that designed life. That is the claim that is not falsifiable.

"...intelligent design requires that no unintelligent process be sufficient to produce such irreducibly complex systems..."
Michael Behe

Cordially,

365 posted on 08/25/2005 9:33:03 AM PDT by Diamond (Qui liberatio scelestus trucido inculpatus.)
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To: Diamond
"Which would mean that physical phenomena govern thoughts, including this one of yours above, too, wouldn't it?"

No. The physics just give rise to the machine. The machine's thoughts can be anything whatsoever and is totally independent of the machine physics. The machine may have limitations imposed by the physics, but the machine can not limit rational thought.

A simple example is a computer. It's memory and program content can't be limited by the machine. As an extension of the owner's machinery though, the owner can limit it.

"completely determined by the laws of physics, and thus completely irrational."

The physics is always completely rational, whether it's the real, or the representations. Otherwise A != A.

"things such as propositions, standards, definitions, conventions, logic, mathematics, etc. since by your own definintion only what is physical is real and can be studied by science?"

Those are objects of the mind. Of course they are real, however their is a difference. I said the mind is not limited by physics, so A != A can very well hold and often does.

"All of the above are just as non-material as any "superatural designer", yet you constantly (and inconsistently) appeal to them as if they have some validity.

Natural science only studies the physics, because knowledge of the physics is what's desired. The objects of the mind are studied in philosophy, psychology, or religion. The representaitons for either objects, or interactions in physics include objects of mind from the set that includes only those where A=A. The objects, or interactions themselves contain no "mind" dimension.

There are examples of processes that include decision and action taken by sentient beings, but the physical aciton is not represented, or quantified by "E=action(intent)". The variable "intent" is arbitrary both inscope and existence. So where no sentient being can be objectively demonstrated to exist, they are properly excluded from natural science. Just as all other A != A objects are, or A=any arbitrary infinity objects are.

"In my view, the phrase "sentient machine" is an absolute contradiction in terms."

Machines have capacity. The capacity of the human machine includes sentience. I fail to see the contradiction. I can see the assumption that machines are dumb though.

366 posted on 08/25/2005 9:46:17 AM PDT by spunkets
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To: curiosity

Agreed. Telling points, all.


367 posted on 08/25/2005 9:53:23 AM PDT by Gumlegs
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To: spunkets
Natural science only studies the physics, because knowledge of the physics is what's desired. The objects of the mind are studied in philosophy, psychology, or religion.

I think some Physicists (whose field of study, among others, would include nonlinear dynamics and neurodymaics) would disagree with you, and if you want, I could direct to a forum wherein resides a Physicist with just such qualifications.

In other words, If I'm thinking of an elephant, then that image, thought, or whatever you want to call it, has a physical component, and must be fully explainable, as complicated as it may be.

This no doubt can make for interesting conversation and debate between scientists and philosphers, but to suggest that there are aspects of the mind that, according to physics, can not be reduced to physical phenomena, is simply not true.

368 posted on 08/25/2005 11:20:59 AM PDT by csense
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To: spunkets
So where no sentient being can be objectively demonstrated to exist...

You might have a point, if you could provide a clear and concise definition of the term exist, without utilizing any aspect of sentience, either in method or substance.

Good luck doing that.

369 posted on 08/25/2005 11:32:59 AM PDT by csense
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To: csense
Re:some physicists might disagree...

"In other words, If I'm thinking of an elephant, then that image, thought, or whatever you want to call it, has a physical component, and must be fully explainable, as complicated as it may be."

The physical process and physics of that representation are not dependent on what the nonphysical subject of the representation is. The physical element of the representation for elephant is the same as it is for bucket. IOWs your still talking about the machine's physics. THe physics of the perception of light, sound, pain, memory, emoiton, concept and logic process, ect... are part of the machine. What is percieved, or conjured up, is not.

"to suggest that there are aspects of the mind that, according to physics, can not be reduced to physical phenomena, is simply not true."

The nonphysical representation of the elephant held by the machine can be anything. The elephant can have smooth, thin skin. It can talk when other folks are not around. It might even be a former tree on it's way to nirvana. That's some example for the nonphysical component of the not necessarily rational set, that includes such things as A != A, (A = A or!= A depending on some arb cliam), ect... set.

Re:"So where no sentient being can be objectively demonstrated to exist...

" You might have a point, if you could provide a clear and concise definition of the term exist, without utilizing any aspect of sentience, either in method or substance."

The relevant word is "demonstrate", not "exist". You can't prove a negative. All you can do is show that there is no evidence for whatever is claimed, and/or in addition show the proposiiton is illogical. Pink elephants might exist, but not on this planet. Things that can't be demonstrated to physically exist have no consequence.

"I could direct to a forum wherein resides a Physicist with just such qualifications."

That would be interesting. Thanks.

370 posted on 08/25/2005 12:21:35 PM PDT by spunkets
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The Evolution Two-Step BS contiues with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Torquemada's of the Evolution Inquistion think they are so darn cleaver by inventing the Flying Spaghetti monster - but lets look at what Inqusitor Bobby Henderson says about his parady "religion" he created:

The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being. -wikipedia

So the Evolution Inquistion thinks the theory of evolution addresses the creation of the universe and there is actually evidence that the universe was created by "evolution".

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."

BS reigns supreme.

371 posted on 08/26/2005 6:05:40 AM PDT by Last Visible Dog
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To: Last Visible Dog

Consider yourself noodled.


372 posted on 08/26/2005 6:08:55 AM PDT by js1138 (Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
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To: js1138

Thank goodness that poster has no opinion on the debate - I don't know what we'd do if he actually staked out a position.


373 posted on 08/26/2005 6:12:11 AM PDT by general_re ("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
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To: general_re

Well, some noted creationists have been known to favor puttanesca.


374 posted on 08/26/2005 6:16:48 AM PDT by js1138 (Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
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To: js1138
Consider yourself noodled.

What next? Burned at the stake?

375 posted on 08/26/2005 6:18:16 AM PDT by Last Visible Dog
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To: Last Visible Dog

Just low boiled until al dente.


376 posted on 08/26/2005 6:20:22 AM PDT by js1138 (Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
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To: Diamond

If the only thing that needs to be done to falsify the claim that life was intelligently designed is to show that an irreducibly complex system could have evolved naturally, then ID has in fact been falsified. Irreducibly complex systems can in principle evolve naturally via a stepwise process.

Imagine an organism possessing a part A, which performs a function in a rudimentary way. Systems consisting of part A in conjunction with parts B,C,D, and E would perform the function in an improved way with each incremental addition. (i.e. AB is better than A, ABC is better than AB, and so on.) It is easy to imagine that a stepwise evolutionary process might produce system ABCDE. Now imagine that the system is such that A and B are redundant parts, and that systems ACDE, BCDE and CDE all would perform the function equally well. It is easy to see that it would be possible for system CDE to arise from a stepwise evolutionary process.

Now system CDE is an irreducibly complex system. IC systems are defined as systems which lose their function with the removal of any of their parts. Systems CD and DE as well as parts C,D, and E do not perform the function. Therefore removal of any part from CDE destroys the functioning of the system. I have shown above that this system could have arisen via an unintelligent stepwise evolutionary process, however. So according to Behe, this argument falsifies ID. (Whether actual biological systems exist which are IC, and if IC systems do exist, whether they evolved in this way are irrelevant to Behe's claim)


377 posted on 08/26/2005 6:58:34 AM PDT by stremba
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To: js1138
Just low boiled until al dente.

:-)

378 posted on 08/26/2005 7:30:56 AM PDT by Last Visible Dog
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To: wideawake
"If their sole remaining strategy is to make bad jokes in lieu of good arguments - which now seems to be the case - then I am delighted."

I wonder if the Deans of evolution have realized that they have lost control?

Or perhaps they too think that ridicule is an effective difense.

379 posted on 08/26/2005 7:35:41 AM PDT by Pietro
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To: spunkets
Machines have capacity. The capacity of the human machine includes sentience.

I can't give you your definition of 'machine'. No dictionary defines 'machine' the way you want to use it. You'll have to come up for another word for that which you are trying to cram into the word machine. What you have in mind is bigger than the word. It is like trying to put 2 gallons in a one gallon bottle - it spills out and makes mess of logic.

For example, here is the modern Webster Miriam online definition of machine:

an assemblage of parts that transmit forces, motion, and energy one to another in a predetermined manner

Here is Noah Webster's 1828 definition:
Any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks.

Yet another from another dictionary:
An artificial work, simple or complicated, that serves to apply or regulate moving power, or to produce motion, so as to save time or force

Notice that NONE of these definitions include the capacity of sentience. To define a machine has having the capacity of sentience destroys the word 'machine'.

If humans are machines; i.e., assemblages of parts that transmit forces, motion, and energy one to another in a predetermined manner then logic and rationality are destroyed as well as the 'real' 'mind' that you postulate because it reduces the mind to matter in motion; nothing but the result of irrational deterministic physical causes/forces.

Those are objects of the mind. Of course they are real...The variable "intent" is arbitrary both in scope and existence

This dualism is not consistent with the presupposition of man as machine.

So where no sentient being can be objectively demonstrated to exist...

With man as machine nothing could 'objectively' be demonstrated because man would be nothing but a little machine that is part of the universe; the big Machine. Man could not stand outside the machine. Mechanical necessity would govern. Your ideas of free will (intent) and mind existing and somehow transcending physical forces would themselves be nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain, inevitable as the "the laws of physics that govern the universe."

Your premise logically excludes the possibility of rational knowledge and freedom and leaves you a universe in which "nature" itself precludes the existence of the kind of free mind you wish to believe in. The bare assertion that 'mind' exists somehow over and above nature cannot bring it into being. Mother machine can only produce baby machines.

Cordially,

380 posted on 08/26/2005 8:07:47 AM PDT by Diamond (Qui liberatio scelestus trucido inculpatus.)
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