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Evolution Debate creates monster [Flying Spaghetti monster, to be exact]
Lawrence Journal-World ^ | August 24, 2005 | Scott Rothschild

Posted on 08/24/2005 6:51:49 AM PDT by Quick1

Topeka — From Darwin to intelligent design to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The debate over teaching evolution in Kansas public schools has caught the attention of a cross-country Internet community of satirists.

In the past few weeks, hundreds of followers of the supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster have swamped state education officials with urgent e-mails.

They argue that since the conservative majority of the State Board of Education has blessed classroom science standards at the behest of intelligent design supporters, which criticize evolution, they want the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster taught.

“I’m sure you realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory,” writes Bobby Henderson, a Corvallis, Ore., resident whose Web site, www.venganza.org, is part FSM tribute and part job search. Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

“It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” he wrote to the education board.

Henderson did not return a telephone call for comment. He says in his letter that it is disrespectful to teach about the FSM without wearing “full pirate regalia.”

Board member Bill Wagnon, a Democrat, whose district includes Lawrence, said he has received more than 500 e-mails from supporters of FSM.

“Clearly, these are just supreme satirists. What they are doing is pointing out that there is no more sense to intelligent design than there is to a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” Wagnon said.

Intelligent design posits that some aspects of biology are so complex, they point toward an intelligent creator.

ID proponents helped shepherd a report and hearings that have resulted in science standards that criticize evolution and have put Kansas in the middle of international attention on the subject.

John Calvert, of Lake Quivira, the lawyer who was instrumental in writing the science standards that criticize evolution, said he had seen the FSM e-mails, and was not impressed.

“You can only use that misinformation so long,” Calvert said. Calvert said the science standards do not promote intelligent design, but show that evolution has its critics.

Wagnon and the three other board members who support evolution have written Henderson back, saying they appreciated the comic relief but that they were saddened that the science standards were being changed to criticize evolution.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas
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To: Diamond
Re: Again, science studies what is real and can be readily observed by anyone. It also takes as unique, the simplest natural force(s), or process of forces. Supernatural forces are the art of shaman's, not scientists.

"Again, your statement is a philosophical statement about science, not a statement of science. It is not itself an empirical construct."The first sentence refers to what can be studied by the scientific method. The second refers to convention. The APS, ACS, NAS, ect all agree to that convention. The convention is "NATURAL" entities and forces not SUPERNATURAL entities and forces." That's usually implied and most folks understand that. Scientist should definitely understand and follow that convention, because the supernatural is arbitrary claim only and is not subject to the scientific method.

The empirical constructs in science are the mathematical representations for any particular entity(ies) and representations for the interactions of those entities.

"on what basis do you imply that "the laws of physics govern the world"?

They govern all physical phenomina. The phenonina simply react according to their nature, always in the same consistent way. The laws are representations of that reality contained within conscious conception.

"if the laws of physics govern the world how can scientists act as objective observers unless they themselves transcend the laws of physics"

They don't transcend the laws of physics. Scientists are simply sentient machines. The physics provides the basis for the machine.

" how can they transcend the brute forces of physics if they are simply and nothing but a part of them?"

By being careful. Sometimes however, there's nothing one can do to avoid the inevitable.

261 posted on 08/24/2005 1:51:03 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: wideawake
If their sole remaining strategy is to make bad jokes in lieu of good arguments - which now seems to be the case - then I am delighted.

Such behavior has long been the modus operandi of evols. . .that a attempts to berate those who don't agree with their views.

I concur - their tactics are very telling.

262 posted on 08/24/2005 1:52:01 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Dark Knight
"indoor plumbing"

It's highly overrated. Hmmm...the Great Rottini. Where might I find him. Being close to supper time and all, maybe... he's hungry.

263 posted on 08/24/2005 1:56:33 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: Dark Knight
There can be only one true noodle. All nonbelievers will suffer in white sauce.

Cappellini & white clam sauce?
The ways of the FSM are mysterious.

264 posted on 08/24/2005 1:59:19 PM PDT by dread78645 (Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
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To: Gumlegs
Eggsactley.

You must be one of those Carbonarists ...

265 posted on 08/24/2005 2:04:09 PM PDT by dread78645 (Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
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To: dread78645

Most life forms on this planet are.


266 posted on 08/24/2005 2:24:19 PM PDT by Gumlegs
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To: Salgak
The whole point here is simple. We have people trying to make the point that "Intelligent Design" is NOT science, it is religion masquerading as science. It's a pity they had to go reductio ad absurdium to prove the point, but CREATIONISM IS RELIGION. Teach it in Religious Studies classes. Evolution is the current scientific theory, and it should be taught in science classes.

Stop making sense! You know damn well that calm, rational discourse is taboo on these threads!

There are only approaches allowed:
"Ladies and gentlemen! In this corner we have the religious whackjobs supporting ID (aka stealth Creationism); in that corner we have the apostate scientific doomed-to-perdition supporters of Evolution."

Unlike boxing matches, however, there's never a winner in theses bouts.

267 posted on 08/24/2005 2:31:12 PM PDT by IonImplantGuru ("Me? You talking to me? You talkin' to me? Then [BLEEP]... Well, I'm the only one here.")
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To: Dark Knight

the only place kids are being prepared to learn crappy science it would seem are in parts of Kansas and PA. and other states and municipalities that require the paralell learing of ID and creationism....

I will have the linguini with calamari in a fra diavolo sauce myself...thank you very much....


268 posted on 08/24/2005 2:33:03 PM PDT by Vaquero (lets all play " The Crusades")
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To: Diamond
I claimed that attempts have been to falsify it on scientific grounds, not merely on the grounds that it is unfalsifiable.

The claim that irreducible complexity poses some unanswered questions regarding natural selection is scientifically valid. Asserting that the lack of a complete understanding of these things is evidence of ID is not. Your mistake is in assuming that testing the valid portion must be considered as a test of ID as well.

The scientific questions posed by Dr. Behe deserve scrutiny. To invite such examination and then use the act of testing itself to try to give credence to the unsubstantiated, unrelated claim that irreducible complexity is proof of ID is deliberate subterfuge.

269 posted on 08/24/2005 2:34:28 PM PDT by Antonello
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To: Quick1

Goo to you via the zoo (the Flying Spagetti Monster built the zoo)


270 posted on 08/24/2005 2:43:25 PM PDT by bobdsmith
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To: Diamond
I was challenging your definition of science, and asking for empirical proof of it, not the proposition that divine intervention is not a possibility.

I am a mere lay person in regards to science, but I accept as a definition in this case to be the established scientific process. I may be rusty on it, but I believe that would mean for something to fall under 'the realm of science' it would need to begin as a testable hypothesis. Now if you are also asking me to provide empirical proof that this is how science works, then I fear I am not the right guy for the job. As I said, I'm just a lay person here.

271 posted on 08/24/2005 2:47:14 PM PDT by Antonello
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To: Quick1
the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster taught

Who are we mere "midgits" to deny the wonderfully complex Creation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may peace be upon Him).

272 posted on 08/24/2005 2:56:00 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: Antonello
"The claim that irreducible complexity poses some unanswered questions regarding natural selection is scientifically valid."

Irreducible complexity is a conclusion based on a model. The questions already existed. Behe and the others composed the model to contain the questions and fix the outcome of their calculations to fit their desired concluison. The conclusion is that "organisms, organs, or organelles" are "irreducibly complex", that's where "arbitrary design" comes in. To answer the original questions.

273 posted on 08/24/2005 2:57:24 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: Dark Knight
Motto of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Eat me?

Thats very sacri-licious of you.

274 posted on 08/24/2005 3:01:34 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: VadeRetro
There are the Raelians, the FSM-ists, the Last Thursdayists, etc.

I caught a discussion on CNN last night where some schill from the Discovery Institute and Deepak Chopra represented the ID side.

275 posted on 08/24/2005 3:05:00 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: cubram
If the unicorn is invisible, how do we know he/she/it is pink?

The religion of the IPU is based upon both faith and knowledge. We have faith that She is pink. We know that She is invisible, because we cannot see Her.
276 posted on 08/24/2005 3:20:58 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: spunkets; Diamond
Irreducible complexity is a conclusion based on a model. The questions already existed. Behe and the others composed the model to contain the questions and fix the outcome of their calculations to fit their desired concluison. The conclusion is that "organisms, organs, or organelles" are "irreducibly complex", that's where "arbitrary design" comes in. To answer the original questions.

More specifically, ID is the desired conclusion and irreducible complexity is merely a convenient model, with no substantiation to the assertion that IC is evidence of ID.

And thus why tests aimed at falsifying irreducible complexity are in no way also trying to falsify ID, as Diamond wants to claim.

277 posted on 08/24/2005 3:21:32 PM PDT by Antonello
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To: Antonello
More specifically, ID is the desired conclusion and irreducible complexity is merely a convenient model, with no substantiation to the assertion that IC is evidence of ID.

I've also never heard anyone explain why IC is a necessary condition of ID. I've heard it claimed occasionally that a refutation of IC in all cases would somehow falsify ID, but those who make the claim can never explain why a Designer wouldn't create a system that had the appearance of something that could have come about on its own without a designer.
278 posted on 08/24/2005 3:23:14 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: Dimensio
I've also never heard anyone explain why IC is a necessary condition of ID. I've heard it claimed occasionally that a refutation of IC in all cases would somehow falsify ID, but those who make the claim can never explain why a Designer wouldn't create a system that had the appearance of something that could have come about on its own without a designer.

And that is the unfalsifiable beauty of ID.

279 posted on 08/24/2005 3:27:11 PM PDT by Antonello
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To: John Scopes

Why such hostility? I must have struck a nerve.

Also, I wasn't trying to BE funny in the post you were replying to.


280 posted on 08/24/2005 3:28:05 PM PDT by Quick1
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