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Evolution Debate creates monster [Flying Spaghetti monster, to be exact]
Lawrence Journal-World ^ | August 24, 2005 | Scott Rothschild

Posted on 08/24/2005 6:51:49 AM PDT by Quick1

Topeka — From Darwin to intelligent design to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The debate over teaching evolution in Kansas public schools has caught the attention of a cross-country Internet community of satirists.

In the past few weeks, hundreds of followers of the supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster have swamped state education officials with urgent e-mails.

They argue that since the conservative majority of the State Board of Education has blessed classroom science standards at the behest of intelligent design supporters, which criticize evolution, they want the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster taught.

“I’m sure you realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory,” writes Bobby Henderson, a Corvallis, Ore., resident whose Web site, www.venganza.org, is part FSM tribute and part job search. Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

“It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” he wrote to the education board.

Henderson did not return a telephone call for comment. He says in his letter that it is disrespectful to teach about the FSM without wearing “full pirate regalia.”

Board member Bill Wagnon, a Democrat, whose district includes Lawrence, said he has received more than 500 e-mails from supporters of FSM.

“Clearly, these are just supreme satirists. What they are doing is pointing out that there is no more sense to intelligent design than there is to a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” Wagnon said.

Intelligent design posits that some aspects of biology are so complex, they point toward an intelligent creator.

ID proponents helped shepherd a report and hearings that have resulted in science standards that criticize evolution and have put Kansas in the middle of international attention on the subject.

John Calvert, of Lake Quivira, the lawyer who was instrumental in writing the science standards that criticize evolution, said he had seen the FSM e-mails, and was not impressed.

“You can only use that misinformation so long,” Calvert said. Calvert said the science standards do not promote intelligent design, but show that evolution has its critics.

Wagnon and the three other board members who support evolution have written Henderson back, saying they appreciated the comic relief but that they were saddened that the science standards were being changed to criticize evolution.


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To: Junior

Please name them. I am genuinely interested. Is NS the driver of the technologies or is it only allowed and consistant?

We're doing ID now. The existance of ID is not in question. The only question is how does it relate to evolution.

DK


181 posted on 08/24/2005 11:38:07 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: spunkets
It says the laws of physics are insufficient to govern the world.

ID makes no such claim, even if it were agreed among physicists what exactly the laws governing their discipline are.

182 posted on 08/24/2005 11:40:34 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Dark Knight

The only question is how does it relate to evolution, if at all.

Sorry.

DK


183 posted on 08/24/2005 11:40:40 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: stormer
Divine intervention is not a "possibility" that falls under the realm of science.

Can you empirically prove that proposition?

Cordially,

184 posted on 08/24/2005 11:42:53 AM PDT by Diamond (Qui liberatio scelestus trucido inculpatus.)
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To: Dark Knight

Genetics is tracing the descent of modern organisms using the fossil retrovirus insertions found in their genomes. Mutation and natural selection play major roles in HIV and influenza research.


185 posted on 08/24/2005 11:44:38 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: Diamond
Re: ID is certainly NOT a theory. It has no testable, falsifiable hypothesis, and as such, can never become a scientific theory. "Then why have scientific arguments been advanced aimed at falsifying it?

See #175. The scientific arguments are aimed at Behe's model, which is rubbish. In fact Behe's model shows only that his model is insufficient to explain the observations, nothing more. A third grader could do the same. The only difference is in the skill expended in the art of the con.

After Behe does a considerable amount of handwaiving, he then makes 2 concluitons:
1. That some unknown, nonphysical abitrary force exists.
2. That this arbitrary force is intelligent.

186 posted on 08/24/2005 11:45:19 AM PDT by spunkets
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To: Dark Knight

Darwinian Evolution is being used in computing. There is an active field called evolutionary computation.


187 posted on 08/24/2005 11:45:37 AM PDT by bobdsmith
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To: wideawake
Re: "ID" It says the laws of physics are insufficient to govern the world.

"ID makes no such claim"

I proved in post #175 that it does. If you think the proof contains errors, you know what you must do. The proof stands otherwise.

188 posted on 08/24/2005 11:49:16 AM PDT by spunkets
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To: Diamond; stormer
Can you empirically prove that proposition?

It's true by definition. If you want a proof:

P1. Science excludes nonmaterial causes.
P2. Divine intervention is a nonmaterial cause.
C1. Therefore, science excludes divine intervention.

Cheers! ;)

189 posted on 08/24/2005 11:50:07 AM PDT by general_re ("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
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To: Junior

And those are major pieces of the puzzle. It has allowed us to not only cure HIV but also Influenza.

Sorry, that kind of response will get me flushed in the great collander.

It does not seem that useful still. Genetics is pretty cool but aren't we making more advances with our intelligent designer stuff? I certainly read about it more.

DK


190 posted on 08/24/2005 11:53:43 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: spunkets
I proved in post #175 that it does.

No you didn't.

You made a series of unsubstantiated statements.

If you are going to make the claim that ID postulates a "hole" in physics, then you're going to have to cite at least one primary source.

191 posted on 08/24/2005 11:55:43 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Tim Long
When you ever hear of the "Law of Evolution" get back to me.

When you learn something about science get back to us. Hint: at the moment you are demonstrating nothing but your own ignorance of the scientific method.

192 posted on 08/24/2005 11:56:46 AM PDT by Thatcherite (Conservative and Biblical Literalist are not synonymous)
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To: bobdsmith

So what has it done? I've asked for result based stuff.

DK


193 posted on 08/24/2005 11:58:12 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: atlaw
I forget. Was it 1940 or 1952 that scientists discovered sexual reproduction? Oh wait. It was 1968. Summer of love and all that. Never mind.

Nice sidestep.

Darwin had no idea how genetics worked and you know this.

194 posted on 08/24/2005 11:58:46 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: wideawake
"If you are going to make the claim that ID postulates a "hole" in physics, then you're going to have to cite at least one primary source."

I'm the primary source. I noticed you failed to find a problem with the proof.

195 posted on 08/24/2005 11:58:46 AM PDT by spunkets
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To: wideawake
"Darwin had no idea how genetics worked"

That's correct. Darwin had less evidence, than we do today, well after the mechanism became known and understood.

196 posted on 08/24/2005 12:01:42 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: John Scopes
You're not clever, not funny, not even original...just another follower of the 1960's attack the underpinnings of our law and culture movement.

Why such a hostile (and non-sequitur) reaction to someone rightly pointing out that ID is not a "theory" within science?
197 posted on 08/24/2005 12:01:44 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: spunkets
I'm the primary source.

No you're not.

I noticed you failed to find a problem with the proof.

The problem with the so-called "proof" is that you asserted an alleged fact which is not in evidence - namely that ID advocates postulate a "hole" in physics.

No ID advocate does this.

I'll also point out again that your "proof" consists of several unsubstantiated assertions.

198 posted on 08/24/2005 12:02:01 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: John Scopes
Then you went off on some tangent that ignored what I was actually addressing to someone else.

Which is different from you going off on a tangent and ignoring the comment about ID not being science how?
199 posted on 08/24/2005 12:02:32 PM PDT by Dimensio (http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif <-- required reading before you use your next apostrophe!)
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To: spunkets
Darwin had less evidence, than we do today, well after the mechanism became known and understood.

Or, in other words, Darwin had no plausible mechanism and died without finding one, yet his work was still considered science.

Double standard.

200 posted on 08/24/2005 12:03:30 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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