Posted on 08/11/2005 10:00:15 PM PDT by Fidel Forever
Why do you people dislike Fidel Castro Ruz, the President of the Council of State and Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the Republic so much?
President Castro has eliminated hunger, obesity and Cuban technology leaves America's in the dust!
Cuba = Free education, free healthcare.
Cuba = No exploitation, no prostitution!
Not true Johnny, you are way late to the party.
Your 'plan' failed.
You never were an American. You were just born here.
consequently, I have always had this bad feeling about Castro......not so much about Cuba, because Ricky Riccardo was from Cuba......
Dear Former American,
I see you have swallowed multiple Castro Propaganda Pills.
Now swallow some Castro reality pills.
Prostitution, a leading socio-economic indicator of
social dysfunction, is a well established and
burgeoning institution in Cuba:
http://www.worldsexguide.com/guide/Caribbean/Cuba/index.htm
Quote:
HAVANA: a lot of street action on Malecon (street by water). Got a sweet mullato, negotiated down for $25. She brought me to her family home nearby, she went in first to send her mom into another bedroom. Didnt need to pay for room. Ok, but she rushed it, politely. Also lots of girls hanging around the open air bars along Malecon. They will aproach you and ask for way too much, like 50 bucks for them and 20 for a room. Hold tight, be friendly but keep strong, they will come around to the generally accepted $25 soon enough. I paid 20 for the room but without any Spanish I think it could have been lower. Girl surely gets a cut of the room, I think.
The big music places like Casa de la musica have the so called higher end girls. One asked for $100. I laughed at her and went and got an equally cute one on the Malecon for 25. Picked up another in Chinatown, cute, sweet and spoke some English. Again $25. Dont get ripped off and dont jack up the price for everyone like the Italians do.
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There isn't, nor will their ever be, a successful utopia anywhere, let alone one based on Marxist economics where the human spirit is reduced to materialism.
Please tell all the other wacko socialists in America how you became a former American, and encourage them to join you.
Yrs.
Candor7
I knew when I saw the title to this thread, before I even clicked on the link, that the idiot Castro apologist posting the thread would use the tired "but Cuba has free health care!" line.
The DDR computers were called "abacuses" and the Trabant was a smoke belching POS.
The GDR was awash in prostitutes, and poverty and hunger were there - just distributed more "equally".
Just how long have you been licking lead paint chips?
Food rationing will do that.
Sure, but how much donkey-based technology does the world need?
You forgot the Mass Murder By A Dictator rate.
Think that's bad, when my dad went into the bathroom and somebody hadn't flushed, he'd yell, "What's Castro's cigar doing in the toilet?"
No, no, it's APRIL Fool's! See you in 8 months!
SATAN: ¡¡COMO ESTAS FIDEL!!
SATAN: TODO SU ALMA ES PERTENECE A NOSOTROS.
SATAN: JA JA JA JA....
Don't expect an answer, Fidel has left the building.
Heh. I look in the toilet and say, "Hey, it's Che! He's back in Bowlivia!"
Wow, that Amy Carter loves those Krispy Kremes.
BTW: Please post this on the DU site. We'd appreciate it if you could get those scumbags to renounce their citizenship and move down there with you to live in your grass hut and share your monthly chicken with you.
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