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It's 'Homo Light' - the gay softdrink
news.com.au ^ | 07/12/2005 | From correspondents in Oslo

Posted on 07/11/2005 9:37:07 PM PDT by Responsibility1st

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1 posted on 07/11/2005 9:37:07 PM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: Responsibility1st

I wonder what's in the secret formula.


2 posted on 07/11/2005 9:38:45 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: Responsibility1st
Homo light

Does that mean it has half the calories of a regular homo?

/s

3 posted on 07/11/2005 9:39:17 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is the Religion of Peace, they should FIRE their PR guy!)
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To: Responsibility1st

The beer with a good head.


4 posted on 07/11/2005 9:40:29 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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To: Responsibility1st

I cannot wait to see the SNL take on this one....


5 posted on 07/11/2005 9:41:39 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right!
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To: Responsibility1st

Is it a cream soda?


6 posted on 07/11/2005 9:41:42 PM PDT by RichInOC (...if you felt unclean reading that, imagine how unclean I felt writing it...)
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To: I'm ALL Right!

They already did about 15 years ago. Adam Sandler and Chris Farley did an ad for a beer called "Schmitz Gay."


7 posted on 07/11/2005 9:42:48 PM PDT by Clemenza (Marry Me Rachael Ray!)
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To: RichInOC

DON'T swallow!!!


8 posted on 07/11/2005 9:43:06 PM PDT by CO Gal (Liberals should be seen, but not heard..)
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To: CO Gal

To be safe, sit down and shut up!


9 posted on 07/11/2005 9:45:40 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Responsibility1st

In other related news....... McCauly Caulkin is slated to star in his first adult role... as a gay mortgage banker in a movie titled 'Homo Loan'


10 posted on 07/11/2005 9:48:27 PM PDT by Armigerous ( Non permitte illegitimi te carborundum- "Don't let the bastards grind you down")
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To: Responsibility1st
And I thought it was......
11 posted on 07/11/2005 9:49:51 PM PDT by traumer
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To: doug from upland
Yeah, the beer bottle would probably be shaped like a penis.

Seriously, with all the hot Scandinavian Norweigan women there, why would any man want to be gay?

12 posted on 07/11/2005 9:50:35 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: RichInOC

No it isnt cream soda It is 'root' beer


13 posted on 07/11/2005 9:52:12 PM PDT by Armigerous ( Non permitte illegitimi te carborundum- "Don't let the bastards grind you down")
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To: Armigerous

I was thinking something sweeter, like mountain dew.


14 posted on 07/11/2005 9:56:45 PM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval.)
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Something sweeter? For Homo-Light?

Nah.....

Think salty.

15 posted on 07/11/2005 9:59:25 PM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: doug from upland

You win! ROTFLMAO!!!


16 posted on 07/11/2005 10:00:29 PM PDT by afnamvet (Jet noise...The Sound of Freedom)
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To: Responsibility1st
To save the Earth from wasting precious rubber & latex resources, all cans & bottles will be shaped like certain...ahem..."devices".

A portion of the sales will go towards further destroying the Boy Scouts of America

To properly open the can or bottle, you must first jerk it back & forth in a rapid, repetitive motion.

Look forward to additional flavors representing all the colors of the rainbow...

Next up on the menu, special hot dogs served with a special...uhhh...I better not go there. Yechhh...

>;)

17 posted on 07/11/2005 10:00:42 PM PDT by kromike
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To: Responsibility1st

It'll only come in cans.


18 posted on 07/11/2005 10:01:01 PM PDT by martin_fierro (</obvious>)
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To: Responsibility1st
It probably tastes just like poop - literally. I wouldn't touch it without disinfecting my hands afterwords.
19 posted on 07/11/2005 10:02:57 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
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To: Sofa King

It's fruity.


20 posted on 07/11/2005 10:03:00 PM PDT by myprecious
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